lemony snicket

the mysterious author of A Series of Unfortunate Events, who is also a character in the books.

his writing tends to be very pessimistic and deliberately dreary, to discourage any foolish would-be reader of his woeful books from inflicting any unnecessary suffering and misery on themselves by reading about the terribly unfortunate lives of the three Baudelaire orphans. despite this however, he has now become a world-wide bestselling author. oops.

oh, and he is also fictional.

his works to date:

The Bad Beginning
The Reptile Room
The Wide Window
The Miserable Mill
The Austere Academy
The Ersatz Elevator
The Vile Village
The Hostile Hospital
The Carnivorous Carnival
The Slippery Slope
The Grim Grotto

by parlez January 11, 2005

snickity snack

A snack at any time of the day that one may feel particularly excited for.

"Oh frickity frack a snickity snack! I'm going to eat until food fills this dark void in my soul!"

by Kacijones the train driver April 19, 2017

Snickity Snap

"Snickity Snap" is an up and coming phrase in the gangster world. “Snickity Snap” has no meaning, it is just a stupid saying that people say such as “Snap, dayyyyummn, and woot.” In truth, this is just a spurious phrase that I concocted when this guy was asking me for a quarter.

PD: Ey yo, can i get a quarta?
Me: SNICKITY SNAP!?!?!
PD: quarter... anybody please....
Me: snickity snap....?

by Casey Martin June 2, 2004

lemony snicket

the raddest author around. wrote the A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS.

lemony snicket is the man.

by DJ SARS January 10, 2004

Lemony Snicket

The process of rubbing the erect head of a penis on a woman's nipple and aeorola.

"I so want to Lemony Snicket that blonde chick"

by Cam and Liz February 23, 2009

lemony snicket

Quite possibly the worst author around. His works are monotone, repetetive, simplistic, uninsightful, delibetately depressing, uneventful, and otherwise painful to read. Anybody who can honestly credit this man in any way has not read a good book...ever?

Lemony Snicket is not useless, he serves as the best bad example.

by SGMan April 8, 2007

snicket

another term for a flutester, a ginnel or a that thing across the road from 19 fairways drive, burnley

up the snicket

by JimmyK September 18, 2003