group sext

Sexting in a group conversation; requiring at least 4 participants (3 participants is a Ménage à text).

I had no idea how real texting can get until I engaged in a group sext. There are words burned into my eyeballs that I cannot unsee.

by SHLA August 10, 2014

sext hag

A female that is sexting a married man.

"I found out my husband is sexting a sext hag so I divorced him."

by JJ💔LOVE May 21, 2022

sexting

Using a cellular device to send pornographic photos or videos of oneself to another. After recieving a sext message you are then supposed to forward it to every person you know, telling each one of them to do the same, until the entire world has seen it, and everyone thinks your friend is a slut. Can sometimes result in a law suit.

"While my mom was sexting my dad, she accidently forwarded the message to me, forcing me, according to the sexting law, to send the message to all my friends." That night, all my friends died.

by 2+2=unicorn January 7, 2010

sext buddies

Like fuck buddies or friends with benefits, except your relationship almost solely exists via sexual texts or emails. In fact, you may have only met in person once (or never).

When Sally met Harry at the bar and gave him her number, she hoped he'd ask her out on a date. They texted back and forth a few times, but Harry lived in another state and eventually they became regular sext buddies instead.

by mythumps March 6, 2014

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me

alphabet's but somethings wrong?!??!? 😳

random stranger: *sings the abcs but it is wrong*

random stranger: whoa dude, is that the abcs song but better?

me: yes. just a few drops of water and then the song will be much more perfect.

random stranger who committed arson once: someone gave me this popcorn. do you want some?

random stranger who has done nothing: yes please. I need to hear more of this beautiful masterpiece.

random stranger: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me

by holydrugs April 26, 2022

sextinct

having become too old to engage in sexual intercourse

Bill's age-induced erectile dysfunction rendered him sextinct, much to his wife's chagrin.

by Facerock February 4, 2008

sexternal hard drive

An external hard drive that is used solely for porn.

Johnny: Hey man, my computer crashed and I lost all my porn. Do you have any that I can borrow?

Cash: Yeah buddy, I'll hook you up with my sexternal hard drive. It's got about 60 hours of goods on it.

by Champcar November 27, 2011