smertz

slang for SMART used only by KK

TZ: my high score 4701 :-P
PePsiChiCK: u cant get that
PePsiChiCK: it goes by tens..so HAH
TZ: lol i know
TZ: i just wanted to try to piss u off
PePsiChiCK: :-P im too smertz

by TD and KK July 14, 2003

Snert

The sound your girlfriend makes when she laughs.

"Dude, did you hear that girl snert?"

"Yea, that's my girlfriend..."

by ruby buby October 28, 2018

snert

Somebody who repeatily "rapes" a game environment of all its fun and dignity, ruining the game for anyone else. Mostly found in RPGs, they are likely banning targets, unless they are really frickin crafty, in which they blame somebody else instead, and they get banned.

When that snert on Asherons Call said I stole its ultimate quiddity orb of infinite lightning although he is in no shape of a level to actually hold such a "about-to-be-nerfed" item, I was banned, forever. Stupid snerts.

by Chang Tan October 26, 2003

snert

The idiots who use the word 'snert' to describe people who pwn them and can't take it so they cry to the GameMaster's like little bitches.

Raziaar
His dyke Momma
His dog

by Amzari March 25, 2005

snert

The creepy wheezing pervert who beats off in the corner of a room.

Person A: "Hey, did you just see that guy that left here? He was sooooo creepy!!"
Person B: "Yeah, I think he jizzumed over there in the corner."
Person C: "That's what I call a SNERT!!!"

by Slave Kitten September 3, 2005

snert

Feeling completely run down. No longer able to keep your feet from dragging. Tired, sore, and otherwise crap-tacular.

"Man, what a day. I had no lunch break, way to many meetings, and had to work late into the night to boot. I R snert."

by theluggage March 8, 2005

snert

To drink liguid via the nose.

"Mind you don't snert that cola!"

by Chris Jennings November 8, 2004