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PC Steak Sub 

A holy and perfect confectionery delight made in the Elysian Fields by the One True God, where it is then magicked down to Golden Crust Pizza on Smith Street in North Providence, Rhode Island. The soft, expertly baked bread holds upon it the ultimate mixture the likes of which your uneducated palate has never before bared witness to. As you take a bite you are greeted like an old friend by the tender delicious steak. As you chew you realize that not only is there cheese, but blue cheese as well. Why blue cheese you ask yourself. And then it hits you. Yes, that is buffalo chicken you taste, for God has smiled upon you today.


WARNING
If you are not mentally, spiritually, and physically prepared for the sheer deliciousity your mouth has been confronted with, your heart may cave in and your head may explode.
"Dude what the fuck is that thing?"

"A PC Steak Sub, try it man"

"Damn that thing is good...but my heart hurts now..."
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hang a steak

Defecating, especially after a large meal. A huge dump. Satisfying bowel movement.
I usually hang a steak at least once a day in the office bathroom.
hang a steak by Johnny P. Daniels February 20, 2009

trailer steak 

A sausage made from beef, pork and/or veal, typically sliced.

Commonly referred to by those outside Appalachia as "bologna".
Growing up my favorite sandwich "aside from mayo on toast" was a trailer steak with a slice of cheese.
trailer steak by Dapht June 15, 2009

Steak, Blunt and Blowjob Day

Celebrated on April 21, you come home from work and your girl welcomes you with a perfect fried steak, a prerolled Blunt and a Blowjob. It's an international celebrated day to honor the hard work men have to do every day.
Steak, Blunt and Blowjob Day is the day, women get to honor the hard work men have to do every day.
"Dude even though it's 4/20 today, i'm really looking for tomorrow, it's Steak, Blunt and Blowjob Day! "

steak blumpkin

to receive fellatio while emptying your bowels atop the porcelain throne

your lady friend must walk in while you are taking a steamy dump and begin sucking, she must simultaneously feed you steak (cooked rare of course)

giving her a swirly afterward is completely optional
Tyrone received a steak blumpkin from his baby's momma

steak mittens 

one of the many fabulous prizes you can win by playing Super Bingo! (The semi-popular youtube video) depicted with a man wearing steak as mittens
You'll win so much money that you'll be able to afford business lobster, lobster grandchildren, and steak mittens!
steak mittens by waffle of waffles December 9, 2008

purple steak 

I went out with Shaniqua last night she gave me that purple steak that shit was juicy
purple steak by bigdong06 December 11, 2014