Seattle out

To back out of a social event you said you would attend; particularly common in Seattle.

Jana: "Where's Kate? She said she'd be here."
Mark: "I think she Seattled out."

Mom: "Are you going to meet your friends for a movie at the park?"
Me: "No, I think I'm gonna Seattle out."

by rachem September 8, 2012

seattle

The Emerald City, a gem to the Pac. Northwest. Home to the Space-needle, Bank of America tower, Key West Arena, Safeco Field, and Seahawks stadium, it is truly an up-and-coming city.

It also happens to be a haven to people with -all- interests and styles of life, as shown by another definition to Seattle.

And ohh yeah, we're smart, too.

I'm so glad to live in Seattle.

by Grimm_Demize June 28, 2003

West Seattle highschool

A school in West Seattle where more than 75% of people have STD’s. You should go to this school if you want to get chlamydia from white girls who do cocain and Xanax on the daily.

Damn bro I just fucked a female from West Seattle highschool and my dick is itching

by Seattle tea September 9, 2018

snatters

Northern Ireland slang for Snot, Bogies, boogers in particular the runny outstream from the nose during a cold.

"Don't wipe your snatters on your sleeve!"

by FatFrankie November 27, 2007

Seattle Standoff

The common situation in Seattle of competitive politeness. Seattleites, facing each other in a situation that requires courtesy, will want to let the other person go first. The result is that no one moves.

Many of Seattle’s neighborhood streets are so narrow that if cars are parked on both sides the remaining street is only wide enough for one car to drive through at a time. If two cars are facing each other down one of these streets one person will have to wait while the other drives through. It’s considered common courtesy to waive thanks if someone lets you drive through first. Often no one moves as they wait for the other person to go first. It’s the Seattle Standoff!

by Cryptolexographer April 1, 2010

Seattle Seahawks

The only team in NFL history to go to the playoffs with a 7-9 losing record and beat defending Superbowl champs.

Remember when Marshawn Lynch broke 8 tackles and the Seattle Seahawks booted the Saints out of the playoffs?

by CaptainNeckBeard January 12, 2011

Seattle Smoke Stack

When a female takes a bong rip up her snatch and her male accomplice precedes to eat her out, suck in the smoke, and blow it out of his mouth.

"Hey john, give me your bong so I can suck it up my pussy thus creating the Seattle Smoke Stack process."

by mattadamATTACK July 5, 2009