snapple

The best "Stuff" on earth. A beautiful woman with a sweet tasting pussy. He married a snapple.... I did too :)

man her snapple was as sweet as nectar!

by Clint Hightower October 2, 2006

snapple

a drink brewed by hippies, and sold by a heartless corporation

dont have one

by Cheeseboy July 11, 2003

snapple

Save Now And Pay Pennies Later Eh! A term used to describe the notion of saving money on buying a particular item now in anticipation that the cost of that item will drop significantly in the near future.

Don't get that top-of-the-line computer! SNAPPLE! You have no need for the added processing power, and therefore, it's more cost effective to buy something midrange now, save the money, invest it in stocks, and in 2 years, buy another one for half the price.

by minh h February 5, 2008

snapple

An Apple product that has been jailbroken.

What a delicious snapple! Can I grab one to go?

by flossyflossy June 13, 2013

snapple noises

sound that people make when they are making out and remove their lips from each other

I turned around and I saw Jack and Jill making snapple noises

by JRJS Leslie July 29, 2009

Ghetto Snapple

The act of when a guy cums and the color is pinkish, resembling a Ghetto Snapple drink. This also hints that this dumbass has an STD.

Dumb Bitch 1: “omg Cheryl my boyfriend gave me a Ghetto Snapple this weekend!
Dumb Bitch 2: “that’s the third one this week you whore!!”

by Monkey Shagger September 28, 2019

snapple cap

The metal top to a glass snapple bottle. Makes good popping noise. Also the source of all knowledge. Without these, the world may never figure out how many cows can fit in a space shuttle.

"That's a lie!"
"No, it isn't, I saw it once on a Snapple cap."
"Oh, ok."

by DumDumDumHour December 28, 2007