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snakebite

A drink of Beer/Cider and blackcurrant.
Mostly drunk by expat Aussies in Aussie bars around the world and by European and American backpackers who are in Australia
I drank too many Pints of Snakebite last night that my tongue is now red and I have a hyperactive hangover.
by Dane January 5, 2005
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Snakebite

Scientologists believe that poisonous snakes can be healed by God.

If you ever get bit by a poisonous snake, here are tips on how to treat it:

1. Stay calm, and take deep breaths to relax yourself.

2. DO NOT seek medical treatment. Instead, rush to find leaves and if possible, healing herbs. Pour them on the snakebite.

3. Let God heal it.
Katie: "Tom, come over here! I just got bit by a poisonous snake! What should I do?"

Tom: "No worries, honey. God heals snakebite... I'll find some leaves and healing herbs"

This was a true story. Unfortunately, Katie died a half hour later because Tom didn't use a snakebite kit. If Tom would've had a snakebite kit, Katie would still be alive today. Fucking sad.
by Mike N. Jones July 6, 2006
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snake bites

Two lip piercings on opposite sides of the mouth.
dayum boiiiiii. you's gots dem phat snake bites. werd.
by Ryab January 29, 2005
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snakebite

the act of a woman opening her mouth so wide that she fits the male's entire package (penis and balls included)into her mouth while wriggling her tounge around to the man's anus and giving him an awesome rimmer.
this one time at band camp, this chick gave me a snakebite and then tried to lick my face after. it was weird. tasted like smores
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git snakebit

Originated in the 00's.
Git snakebit being to go see the Showdown and get yer wig peeled.
Hows about you come git snakebit on November 20th.
by HandyWithThisGun November 6, 2004
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snakebite

An ancient Chinese herbal cure all. A potent concoxion of ginseng root, geko, snake, and various other ingredients ferment in a large glass keg. one or two shots is all you need.Get real drunk, real fast. Tastes like shit.
- What the hell's in that big jar?

- Oh that's snakebite, wanna shot?
by Big Doug O. November 6, 2007
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snakebite

the desperate act of removing semen with a straw from the vagina of a woman one does not wish to impregnate
Holy Shit, I just came inside of you; hand me that McDonald's cup; time for a snakebite!
by Short Bus 11 March 20, 2011
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