snagglekooch

a girls vag that excretes a bloody death concoction and stanks of rotting tuna and has the fangs of a thousand warewolves.

Misty: I sure hope you don't go down on me tonight babe. Look what hoodie did to JJ.

Jeren: Why not wifey.

Misty: You dont want my snagglekooch to rip off your dick. Why don't you just braid my bush.

JJ: Dat snagglekooch straight ma fuckin ripped of my dick jeren. Proceed with caution.

by doo mayne flo rida October 21, 2010

sniglet

(n.) A word that should be in the dictionary but isn't. The word is derived from an HBO show from the early 80s titled Not Necsessarly the News. Sniglets was a segment on the show by Comedian Rich Hall.

The word Musquirt was one of the many Sniglets, Its that runny stuff that comes out of the mustard bottle before the mustard does.

by John Ryan Byrd June 17, 2005

Snargle

Very bad slurring of words, sometimes even creating new words that make perfect sense to you but not to anyone else. This phenomenon is cause by drinking vast quantities of alcohol. Rum produces the best snarggling

"Did I call you and snargle last night?"
"Yeah, you were really drunk, I had no idea what you were saying"

"Wow Becky, you were wasted last night, you were snarggling really badly"
"oh god, not again"

by Snarggler January 19, 2009

Snaggle Toothed

a person with teeth in their mouth that are not alligned with each other.

Joe had an appointment with the orthodontist to get his snaggle toothed grin fixed.

by Tonja J. December 23, 2008

Snaggle pussette

A fat, abrasive, ugly, bitchy woman.
A cunt with a capital K.
The only positive attribute us that the snaggle pussette has caused any man who has had the misfortune to wake up next to her in bed after too many drinks the night before to give up alcohol entirely.

that snaggle pussette sure is hard on the eyes

by Theodorlincolnreagan September 15, 2016

snagglefuck

Snagglefuck: A word used to describe sex gone terribly wrong. Snagglefuck can be used to describe instances where sex has embarrassed the participants, or hurt them in some way. It can also be used to describe intended sex that never happened, and lastly can describe painful sex or sexual irritation.

"That was the worst snagglefuck I ever had, there we were, behind the bleachers, I had Susie's dress up around her neck and I was hammering her puss for all I was worth...how was I to know they had a camera back there? How was I to know it was connected to the main display units, and audio too....all the crowd saw was my butt pumping away with Susie's legs over my shoulders crying "fuck me you wimp, fuck me like a man!"

by vinter May 16, 2008

Snaggle Nipple

An extra long ferocious nipple that has a mind of its own.

Phyllis has a 4 inch snaggle nipple. It's real angry and curves to the left.

by snaggle1 October 17, 2011