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Sacrifice a sock

Everybody's been there and done that. When you have to take a shit and there's no toilet paper , no nothing around. So you have to "Sacrifice a sock" . Now you can wipe your ass, but you are missing a sock
Sun fu and his cousin fu sun were out fishing. Sun fu had to poop, fu sun didn't have toilet paper...he had to sacrifice a sock
by UrbanDictionary.OG September 24, 2022
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Ultimate Sacrifice

To give everything you have to save someone or something that you hold most dear. Requires that you give yourself, in order to provide them sanctuary.
Trading your own life for the lives of many would be an example of the Ultimate Sacrifice.
by Last Pariah October 14, 2010
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Sacrifice Ringtone

When you're in class, just sitting down going about your business, and all of a sudden, you hear another student's cellphone go off. You suddenly check your phone to make sure it's on silent or vibrate, knowing that the teacher/professor has a no cellphone policy. Your phone was on the whole time! You've just been saved by the sacrifice ringtone.
Christina's cellphone: "I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH"

LaRon: "Oh shit lemme make sure my phone off!"

Christina: "damn why I had to be the sacrifice ringtone?"
by JerseyNaijaBoy February 21, 2011
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Lowly Sacrifice

To sacrifice yourself with or without multiple people in a valiant effort .
“If I’m going down, I’m going down with a Lowly Sacrifice.”
by Lowly Man December 20, 2020
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suckrifice

1) Making a sacrifice that sucks.
2) A sacrifice that another knowingly asks of you in order to selfishly take advantage of you, and, which will only benefit the asking party; a situation that asks you to make a sacrifice in which you feel you are unfairly forced or coerced into accepting.
3) Making a hard sacrifice for a frivolous cause that ultimately doesn't pay off in the end; "everything ventured, nothing gained."

variants : -s, suckrificed, suckrificing, suckifrication.
1) "Man!... what a suckrifice my boss is asking me to make THIS time!"
2) "It ain't worth making all these suckrefices for you!"
3) “I see the government is suckrificing us again!"
4) "That's a suckrifice that I won't make!"
5) "Man!... what a suckrification of my time and talents-- and there goes my weekend, too!"
by Juan O'Malley January 2, 2011
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sockrifice

A sockrifice occurs when a person runs out of toilet paper and is forced to use a spare sock to wipe one's bum.
Dude, we ran out of teeps yesterday and this morning I had to peform a sockrifice.
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
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I/O shield blood sacrifice

A term used when building a computer, specifically when Installing the I/O shield, and cutting yourself, as they are notorious for being sharp.
Ex. of the "I/O shield blood sacrifice"

Man: I was about to throw the whole tower against the wall! I felt like such an idiot. The IO shield is evil and requires a blood sacrifice!

Friend: It really is. I did a case transplant on Friday and it took blood even just for being moved from one case to another.
by TheNightAngel June 5, 2013
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