smush

the act of having sex

Ronnie (from MTV's Jersey Shore): yea, we smushed last night

by jwelch December 18, 2009

slutsatchel

another word for slut bag

Stop being such a slutsatchel!

by Rebecca EB November 1, 2007

busch smush

What happens when you drink a lot of Busch, what ensues the next morning.. Usually results in a violent session of excessive messy, wet, brown, violent, sloppy, pooping.

I just busch smushed in my tub

by HaNk VERbeeK January 20, 2007

mactown brownie smusher

When a rather horny male, takes a warm batch of brownies out of the oven and sticks his schlong into the brownies, for a warm sensible pleasure.

God danggit Jimmy! Get you schlong out of my brownies, you mactown brownie smusher!

by Warm_browniessprinkle24 April 20, 2014

Sophomore Sluts

The sophomore sluts are high school girls who somehow over the summer transform from awkward freshman girls into curvy, giggling, glittered up, party skanks. It is unknown how this transformation occurs, but top scientists theorize that it is some sort of witchcraft that causes the metamorphosis into a sophomore slut. They can be identified by their shorts that leave half of their ass hanging out, cheap multi-colored hair extension, and trashy tramp stamps. They are a senior girls worst enemy as they make it their personal mission to claim the senior guys for themselves, and seem to hold some magical allure for such guys.

Senior Girl: God, this skank just stole my boyfriend! We've been together since freshman year, how can he just leave me for some sophomore?

Wise Friend: She must be one of the Sophomore Sluts. Trust me, there was nothing you could do. He just can't help it.

by Funnylover May 8, 2014

Smushed

Jersey shore slang meaning to have sex with someone.

Yo Ronnie, me and Snookie smushed last night.

by lexiiiiii July 25, 2010

Slutshirt

A shirt that a slutty girl wears (and wears it more than most of her other sluttly shirts) and is the sluttiest shirt she owns. It could be low cut, see through, spaghetti straps, tube top etc.

It is also the sluts "signature" shirt. So if you see a slut, and your not sure its her, you'll know because its her slutshirt.

"Hey Mikey, theres that hott chick Summer rockin' that shirt she always wears a lot."
"Jim, thats her slutshirt! It makes her tits jiggle to where we can see!"

or

"Hey Cindy, you wear that shirt alot! its super slutty! Stop wearing it!"
"No fucking way! Its my slutshirt!"

by summerbabybikinigirl November 12, 2009