swutch

-noun
1. a word used in place of switch, by accident, of course

2. a spelling error where the "i" is replaced by a "u" due to one being extremely delusional from late night conversations

Origin: 2011 English

Hey Barry, I think we might not have enough time to go to the store, cook, and get to the movies on time. Maybe we should "swutch" something up?

by ladie Hagar March 31, 2011

Stutching Stick

A stick used to stutch a fire, move around the logs, an outdoor fire poker

Use the Stutching Stick to situate that log on the fire better

by Stutcher April 6, 2021

skutch

a brat. to be annoying. an ill-mannered child or immature person.

quit being a skutch and stop bothering everyone.

by meely December 23, 2005

Smunchies

The munchies after sex

Man that was fun, but now i got the smunchies real bad!

by asanovic June 11, 2009

Stutch

To rearrange the logs on a fire

Use the stutching stick to stutch the fire

by Stutcher April 6, 2021

shutcho

Shut the taco hole, cap the flap trap, close your big mouth and be quiet.

Yo, I iz gonna kick da shit outta yo skank ass if ya don't shutcho mouf.

by darkfyre May 5, 2005

slutchins

A slang term used to describe a promiscuous, Asian female who engages in unprotected sex with sailors. A slutchins can usually be found at the bar, gulping drinks as if they were the bodily fluids she is used to consuming, while engaging in a courtship dance that involves fist pumping and ass-shaking like a skank on top of the bar. Her nipples tend to fall out of her skanky clothes. At the end of the night, if you live up to her standards, she will reward you by cooking you a feast of pasta and eggs... usually because she's so stoned.

"Wow look at that slutchins... I wonder how many sailors have plugged up those holes."

by seamorebutts March 14, 2009