smurfs

Military slang for military personnel of the United Nations, especially those on peacekeeping missions. Term derived from the colour of the UN helmet.

I see the UN flag on their APCs: the Smurfs are here.

by Robert Lee August 28, 2005

Head full of smurfs

When you have too much going on, and you are feeling overwhelmed, you are said to have a "head full of Smurfs"

Fred was juggling multiple priorities, he was so overwhelmed that he couldn't make a decision, his excuse was "sorry, I have a head full of smurfs at the moment"

by Roving Jay October 18, 2011

smurfs

Little blue men one sees when high on meth, acid, LSD, etc. They often hold the key to the secret of life and let you know about they do but never spell it out.

Fuck, I was high on meth at Macdonald's and this friggin' smurf was orderin' a big mac!

by venusflytrap January 17, 2005

Smurfs

Slang for 30mg Oxycodone instant release. They are sometimes referred as smurfs because of the blue pigment the pill has.

Yo, you know anyone thats good with smurfs? im hurting real bad.

by Paulie Snatchh ;) June 21, 2012

Smurfyspundant

This word can be used as a wildcard in just about any given context. This word means nothing and everything at the same time, and as such its definition is flexible and dependant on the situation. Its definition is derived from the context in which it is used.

1. "Look at those sly looking teenagers hanging around the train station, what a bunch of Smurfyspundants"

2. "Did you see the size of the rack on that chick back there, those breasts where so Smurfyspundant"

3. "Man, I could so suck on that chicks Smurfyspundants"

by Jackage September 30, 2006

Smurfs in the sack

Blue Balls

Kenny: What happened with Jen last night dude?

Phil: She was giving sucking me clean until her dad came home early

Kenny: Damn did you finish?

Phil: Nah I got fuckin smurfs in the sack

by Double Bs December 5, 2009

Smurfa

an old fat man with a hitler mustache who's face twitches and looks like Poppa smurf

Catchphrase: "Stifle!!!"
Weakness; Black kids and people sneezing
Strength:.................none..........

Kid 1: "oh no its its smurfa!"
kid 2 :"dont worry i'm black and i have a cold, no way he'll come close."

by KenyanKick May 12, 2011