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Smunt

A mix of two separate phrases

A) Smarmy Cunt
B) Smug Cunt

There are many conjoined words like this that make very useful code, especially in a school or an office enviroment. As much as someone may think they know what you are talking about they cant prove a thing (unless of course they are reading this!).
That fat guy at work... you know the absolute Smunt!

or

(James) - That guy is so cock sure of himself, yet he stinks and answers the phone for a living.

(Ross) - Yes he is a right Smunt!
by WossyWouchen October 26, 2009
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Smunchy

Ooh wow, this jacket/Jumper/whatever/poison wrap is soooo smunchy!

Oh MY GOODNESS!!!!! THESE ARE THE SMUNCHIEST PANTS! How much are they? ($400000) TAKEN!
by Manet March 23, 2008
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smunchin

Bill- "Hey Tim, how was your date with Smurfette last night?"

Tim- "It was pretty swell, after dinner i tool her back to my place and did some smunching. She wailed like an ox."
by The Pimp's Bologna February 23, 2008
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smunk

To put a piece of dry ice into alcohol and inhale the vapors.. hence, the combination of drunk and smoke. As long as one does not inhale deeply and gets enough oxygen in between (hotboxing is a definite no-go) it's reasonably safe.
Mayng, I got so smunk last night I didn't even remember doing it the next day!
by a-chaps October 14, 2007
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smunch

Saturday morning brunch, generally taken around 10:30am at an excellent local dining establishment.
I got pretty hammered at the club on Friday, but smunch totally cured my hangover!
by Smunchy Smuncherson July 11, 2009
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smunch

Smoking pot on your lunch break....SMoke lUNCH, get it?

This is the "meal" between smeakfast & sminner
I went home for a smunch and came back to work really relaxed and ready to......wait, what was i saying?
by ihatemetzgar December 23, 2009
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A smug cunt. A woman who has never accomplished anything but thinks herself smart, informed, and relevant, when in fact she is capable only of manipulating others by virtue of the fact she has a great rack. A woman who thinks herself a great wit and orator, but only speaks in non sequiturs and word salad. Usually of the Republican and Christofascist persuasion. Thinks George W Bush is a genius and that Ronald Reagan was actually the Second Coming.
Sarah Palin is the archetype for your typical smunt.
by StanielBlorch August 14, 2009
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