simultaneous equation

equations involving two or more unknowns that are to have the same values in each equation.

If an equation has two unknowns, such as 2y + x = 20, it cannot have unique solutions. Two unknowns require two equations which are solved at the same time (simultaneously) − but even then two equations involving two unknowns do not always give unique solutions.
This gives us a 'simultaneous equation'

by rieazen September 9, 2014

Scultch

An idiot with a computer

Im a Scultch

by mmmmmmnbfddgd f2f gz April 15, 2015

sault ste marie style

Pronounced: Soo-saint-Marie style. A sex act where she has a strap-on and enters his ass while he, hips inverted to hers, enters her ass and they anal fuck each other. Preferred by her since he'll usually give her control of the rate and pressure. Also known as "The Soo" for the towns on either side of the US Canada border.

"Both you and yer hubby are walking funny today, Darla. You did it Sault Ste Marie style last night, didn't ya?"

by Simon Proxy April 20, 2016

Simultanal

Simultaneous anal. Generally it involves two males, one of which inverts, and they both push their erect penises downwards, and then back into one another as to simultaneously penetrate one another.

What's simultanal? Oh, it's the 69 of butt sex

by H$izzleM December 14, 2020

Smunter

A conjugation of the words SMUNT ("a smug cunt") and MUNTER, thus describing a smug cunt who is also hideously fat and/or fiendishly ugly.

Janine is a right Smunter and so is her husband Chris. What a pair of Smunters.

by Sparky Panel March 5, 2010

Smulled Wine

An alcoholic festive beverage made by one dipping their unwashed penis in a vessel of mulled wine. The production process is notoriously dangerous, and experienced brewers are often incapable of producing a good brew by the end of their careers, due to being chemically castrated by hot wine. Usually comes with a salty taste accompanied with cheesy undertones and a sweaty aroma.

"Oh man I'm so gonna serve up my English teacher a glass of my finest smulled wine"
"Billy had been in the smulled wine business since youth, and as a result as no reproductive organs whatsoever"

by ronedealertake2 January 2, 2012

Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted!

When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.

Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!

by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018