smuggling beachballs

When a woman is so fat, her swimsuit creates huge boobs on her back.

You'll see this on the beach.

On the beach:

Person 1: Dude look at that fatty - she's smuggling beachballs.

Person 2: Huh?

Person 1: Look at those back boobs!

by whatyousmuggling July 5, 2009

smuggling watermelons

A term used to describe someone that is pregnant, because of their engorged stomach.

Dude, that pregnant girl is so big it looks like she is smuggling watermelons.

by Fifi13 July 4, 2010

smuggling peanuts

the unfortunate condition of having stiff nips

person 1: wow, you must be freezing

person 2: o god, i'm smuggling peanuts aren't i?

person 1: uhuh

by sara s April 19, 2006

Smuggling Butter

When a woman has just had sex, and is walking around with the splooge still inside her.

"Can you smell that? I think one of these chicks is smuggling butter."

by Pablobot February 17, 2010

smuggling the hot oil

Having an excessive amount of lube in one's anus.

I heard sally was smuggling the hot oil last night

by Irish Diesel March 4, 2020

Smuggling hams

When a girl with perfect buttcheeks wears leggings or tights, making it seem like she’s smuggling two hams in her pants.

Christina got searched during her layover in Saudi Arabia because security suspected she was smuggling hams, but it was just her dump truck cheeks from squatting, doing clam shells and using the stair master 98 percent of her time in the gym.

by Tony Uncle Johnny February 20, 2021

smuggling the Mitchell Brothers

The Mitchell Brothers (Grant and Phil) were two characters from the TV show Eastenders, who were bald.

So when a large-chested girl has a low-cut top, her breasts can resemble the tops of the heads of the Mitchell Brothers, so it looks like she's smuggling them in her top.

"Check that girl's tits out! They're huge! It looks like she's smuggling the Mitchell Brothers!"

by CaptainWhizz June 24, 2009