smuck

a guy that cant pronouce shmuck!

Jeff cant say shmuck right so he is called a smuck

by Lisa December 12, 2004

smuck

to insert your penis into a can of spam while wearing a dress and listening to "you spin me right round" by billy idol.

bobby invited his friends over to smuck with him

by Jason McEnteer November 21, 2007

smuck

(n.) A small plop or pile, usually relating to feces and defecation.

"Mommy! I made poopy smucks!"

by iEatSand June 22, 2007

smuck

to kiss or "smuck" with lips

quimby liked to smuck cocoa on the lips.

by quizna March 24, 2006

smucking

bloody, damned, hated

You're a smucking bastard, go and kiss a barracuda.

by Miquel Alonso March 9, 2008

Smuck

Someone experiencing porn literature addiction.

My friend is a real smuck, always stuck on that smut. I don't even mention their ao3 tags.

by Wisdomteeth20 August 24, 2022

Smuck

A loud kissing noise or a blatant display of affection.

Oooo I love you! You're so cute! Smuck!

by pea4 March 1, 2006