smoked irish

This was the name given to blacks in England and in America. It comes from the theory that the two underclass races would eventually merge together and form one race.

'No Blacks, No Irish, No Dogs' - sign posted on many places of work, phasing out a bit before the mid-20th Century. Many Irish pubs have an old sign like this put up above the door for ironic amusement and historical interest. As if to say, 'This is the way things were.'

"No -- We don't hire any paddies or smoked Irish here, now get to movin'"

by McNabb February 1, 2007

Smoked Meat Sandwich

Once a dude notices he has yanked the wang for way too long causing a dry burning sting, he then proceeds to place his smoked wang between two slices of rye bread spreaded with mustard for relief. A highly effective technique praised by Hippocratus himself, the Smoked Meat Sandwich dates back to Babylonian times where the desert’s aridity would prove quite cruel for onanists of all beliefs. Introduced to Montreal during the Twentieth Century by European Jews, the Smoked Meat Sandwich is considered a genuine art de vivre by French tourists.

Montrealer 1 : This Smoked Meat Sandwich sure hits the spot!
Montrealer 2 : God bless the Jews!

by AlabamaBaby April 5, 2021

Combo Smoked

(v.) When you smoke someone 2 or more times consecutively in any game,sport, or activity.

Jessie: Yeah I scored!

Justin: Oh yeah well I'll score on you!

*Jessie makes a spectacular block, Justin tumbles to the ground and Jessie proceeds to score another 5 times*

Jessie: You just got Combo Smoked!

by TheGreenMachine420 March 29, 2012

Half Smoked Cuban

A lonely stool left unflushed in a toilet much to the surprise of the next user

"Steer clear of trap number three, someone's left a half smoked cuban in there"

by Fidel Castro's sister March 6, 2009

got smoked

You lost / you got beaten British slang used by Roadmans.

G you got smoked in fifa cuz ! 5-1

by ROADMAN10x February 4, 2018

kaiser sozed

When one can make up his or own life story or a simple lie using only the materials used in the room they are currently in.

Hey man did you find out if jimmy did it?

No he said dell samsung did it.

Oh you mean your computer and your printer?

Crap, I just got kaiser sozed.

by jaken May 14, 2012

Snozed

Snozed

The past tense of the verb to sneeze.

Pronounced {snow-zed}

I just snozed, so I need a tissue ahora, ayudame!

by onefourthlady November 11, 2009