When a small human lays their entire body onto a larger human in an effort to flatten the person completely.
Big human: "I'm tired, want to go lay down?"
Little human: "Yeah but I'm going to totally smoosh you!"
Big human: "After a good night of smooshing I always get No FX Hot Dog In the Hallway in my head."
Little human: 🎶 "When I get on top of her I can't touch the mattress." 🎶
Little human: "Yeah but I'm going to totally smoosh you!"
Big human: "After a good night of smooshing I always get No FX Hot Dog In the Hallway in my head."
Little human: 🎶 "When I get on top of her I can't touch the mattress." 🎶
by ManicMonday September 11, 2013
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by Wixardtaxkle June 30, 2018
Get the Smoosh mug.The female version of a mushroom stamp. Walk up to someone, drop trou, and just lambaste someone with your labia. Extra points for leaving a slug spot.
by Krissyjones October 16, 2018
Get the Curtain Smoosh mug.This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.
Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.
"That guy needs to stop talking."
"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."
"That guy needs to stop talking."
"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."
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Hey...isn't that your smoosh buddy? Should I leave you two alone?
Hey...isn't that your smoosh buddy? Should I leave you two alone?
by Abcde May 7, 2012
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can be communicated via emoji {👌}
often used to stop your GF mid-speech
can be communicated via emoji {👌}
often used to stop your GF mid-speech
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