Smoosh

When a small human lays their entire body onto a larger human in an effort to flatten the person completely.

Big human: "I'm tired, want to go lay down?"
Little human: "Yeah but I'm going to totally smoosh you!"

Big human: "After a good night of smooshing I always get No FX Hot Dog In the Hallway in my head."
Little human: 🎶 "When I get on top of her I can't touch the mattress." 🎶

by ManicMonday September 11, 2013

smoosh

to join/integrate

i smoosh my mint ice cream with strawberry ice cream and chocolate sprinkles...mmmmmmmm. smooshy.

by Pretty Vacant May 14, 2004

Smoosh

A cheeky bit of slang for heroin.

Yes lad, gis us a toot on that smoosh

by Wixardtaxkle June 30, 2018

Curtain Smoosh

The female version of a mushroom stamp. Walk up to someone, drop trou, and just lambaste someone with your labia. Extra points for leaving a slug spot.

She totally curtain smooshed him at the party last night.

by Krissyjones October 16, 2018

Curtain Smoosh

This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.

Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.

"That guy needs to stop talking."

"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."

by Incognegro907 October 16, 2018

smoosh buddy

sex buddy; a person that you go to for sex

Hey...are you headed over to your smoosh buddy's for some fun?

Hey...isn't that your smoosh buddy? Should I leave you two alone?

by Abcde May 7, 2012

smoosh

to smoosh your GF's face.
can be communicated via emoji {👌}
often used to stop your GF mid-speech

GF: Did you remember to ta...
BF: 👌 {Smoosh}
GF: ...

by t-dawg677 June 1, 2016