Schizophrenic smooching

Practicing for a real kiss by kissing yourself in a mirror.

Many teenagers try schizophrenic smooching because they don't want to disgrace themselves at their first kiss.

by Pacmaniac June 24, 2011

smoothing

When you go into a bar or club, apply superglue to where the jukebox is plugged into the wall, wait 5 mins, then max out the jukebox on continuous plays of the Rob Thomas + Santana classic collab 'Smooth' and then wait or scram depending on bravery.

Can also apply to playing the song repeatedly or DJing the song in such a way as one copy of the song is scratched in / beatmatched with another copy of the same song. The more inappropriate the social setting, the more successful the smoothing.

- 'Dude these wings are cold!'

- 'Fuck that we're smoothing the joint then...'

by musicfan888888888 June 29, 2011

skooching

The act of repositioning bodies during sex while maintaining penetration.

Meghann's knees were hurting so she had Ben skooch her into a pile driver position; luckily his dick never came out.

by e-skillit July 31, 2005

Spooching

The act of having ones sack stuck to their leg or slerg. To spooch.

I just ran a marathon today and man am I spooching it up!

by grantsky September 30, 2008

mooching without smooching

girls going out with you on a friends-only basis (or in the context of 'hanging out').

is appropriate for a first date. not so for later dates.

my friend set me up for a night of mooching without smooching with his cute sister. first night was great, but now it's starting to feel like free beers for her and blue balls for me!

by daveschappell October 30, 2010

Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher

See Bushman.

Mr. Sanders: "DAMN! Bushman is a big Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher!"

Mr. Knieriem: "It's schlong either way!"

by Shotgun Larry May 10, 2003

Smocking

When you're too lazy to proofread or too dumb to accept you've written it wrong.

Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia after James Comey’s testimony. No Smocking Gun.

Two things are bad for your health: Smocking and covfefe.

by ThatGuyOnUrbanDic December 10, 2018