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Alt-Smoke Baby

An alt-smoke baby is any person who lives within five quadrillion miles of a smoke shop. I am an Alt-Smoke baby, and you are an Alt-Smoke baby.
"You're an Alt-Smoke baby!"
"No, you're an Alt-Smoke baby!"
by spacekitty17x April 10, 2026
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It’s all white smoke

This is the concept where you know there is big news, but you don’t have any of the details yet.

This derives from the Catholic Church conclave where the world knows they have chosen a new Pope but there is a gap from the time they burn the white signal smoke until the new Pope’s name is released.

Phrase was coined in May 2025 by Tik Tok user: @YourPunkRockUncle
Dave got engaged yesterday but I don’t know to whom, it’s all white smoke right now.
by Jasonistheworst May 9, 2025
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sir smokes alot

Dave Chappell'es character in Half Baked. Burnt out rapper who smoked the sweet sweet cheeba. Sang the song "When life is hard pick up the card with the smiley face call him over to my place"
we got to go see sir smokes alot
by Bob December 15, 2004
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Smoky Alabama

The sexual act in which someone inhales smoke or vapor and then exhales it directly onto their sibling's genitalia.
Kevin and Sarah are now grounded! I heard their mom caught them doing a Smoky Alabama!

Can you believe that Harvey actually Alabama Smoked his brother??
by The Rinsed Condoms August 5, 2024
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smokealotopotamus

1. n. one who smokes a lot of pot.

2. n. a gathering in which a group smokes a lot of pot
1. Dude you are such a smokealotopotamus!

2. Man we're gonna go smokealotopotamus, you down?
by HottMesss March 15, 2010
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smokealarium

Eeeeeeeee gotta head to the smokealarium!
by 2stepcivic December 8, 2019
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New Albany Smore

A New Albany Smore is when you break up with your boyfriend while you are at work and he is at your place, he shits on your pillow, blows a load on the shit and places another pillow on top to hide the damage.
Patricia's ex got back at her hard core when he made a new Albany smore on her bed, while she was at work
by Hite May 8, 2011
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