smoating

smoking weed while boating

"Hey are you going to Lake Pilsbury this weekend?"

"Yeah man! I plan on smoating on the lake all day looonnnggg!"

by funfettihouse May 31, 2009

smoam

To perform a raspberry to a woman's veva. A vaginal blowjob, literally.

My boyfriend smoams me when I want an alternative to sexual intercourse.

by Caroline S. December 15, 2008

shmameron smoady

A person (usually male) who wrangles poon for a living, likes smalking smike smish, is more likely than not lead harmonica player for a country/punk band.

Did you see that shmameron smoady unfold the booms on that beho?

by tgit1004 December 14, 2010

smodge

smoking but also depressed. It's very similar to sadge, which is sad and also depressed. Don't ask where the 'dge' ending came from, because I don't know either. It's another part of the twitch language.

When your favorite twitch streamer says smodge, and everyone is like, "don't u mean sadge?" xD xD xD

by PkmnUnit3isG January 4, 2022

Smadam

A particularly twattish male who fills silences by insulting others. Hobbies include sexism, racism and meaningless insults.

See: darsh

Gareth: Who the shit was that douche?
Jeffe: No idea bro. Just some Smadam kid.

by hsraDmadamS January 7, 2012

smogarette

short for "smoke a cigarette"

"hey, you wanna smogarette?"

by littleanuyta January 23, 2010

smoatns

Suck Me Off At The Next Station

Oi Scott, SMOATNS

by miscuser October 26, 2013