smock joke

A mixture of the word "smock" (refering to the article of clothing) and of the phrase "cock joke" which was popularized by Stamper from his newgrounds parody.

Smock Jesus: Hey Brandon, cock joke!
Smock God: *looks at smock* Smock Joke.

by SaintSin14 December 9, 2008

Smock Drawer

Sock drawer for your smocks. A sign of elegance, taste, and class.

Every visitor to my home is permitted to wear one of my smocks. Please select one to your liking from my smock drawer.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Smock a dead bitch's pack day

Smock a dead bitch's pack day happens on March 21st every year. This is a day you gon smoke niggas dead granny and shit.

Smock a dead bitch's pack day-Smokin that von pack no cap

by asdsasf666667 March 21, 2022

cock smock

a paper towel, tissue, pizza box or any other drapery used to keep the lap dry during a road-spank. Typically a hole is punched through the center of the paper towel through which one's member is passed. The user is then free to flog without worry of stained pants, after which the load is wrapped in the smock and discarded at the next rest stop or fast-food restaurant.

On my last drive across Wyoming, I must have burned through 5 cock smocks.

by Reuben Lo August 17, 2006

wears a smock to a party

when using this phrase, it means you are referring to the person or idea as being lame.

Jess wears a smock to a party.

Wanna watch America's Next Top Model?
No way, that show wears a smock to a party.

by Ryan..the kid January 13, 2008

clay smock

A kid who is a bad at Fortnite.

Clay Smock is triggered trash.

by Billygoat51 March 14, 2018

cock smock

Another word for a condom or similar penile protection devices.

B.Turek-"Hey I gotta pretty hot date tonight with that girl from the hospital."

J.Causey-"Shit man that sounds like a industrial-jungle-pussy-punk of a good time, but you got protection?"

B.Turek-"No worries man, I got my cock smock."

by Dan Bejarano August 8, 2006