Smichuation

1. when an event or situation becomes too out of control, typically caused by a person or persons
2. zoe.

YOU ARE CAUSING WAY TO MANY SMICHUATIONS. you need to calm down.

This is turning into a huge smichuation.

by Mclin December 23, 2008

Stirchak

Polish origins with a hint of sophistication, inappropriate jokes, incredible intelligence, potential, and hunger, as well as being well- loved.

Matt Stirchak is cool

by mstirfry August 16, 2012

smirck

The idiot's way of spelling smirk.

Jack was typing a story. He wrote "He smircked in triumph," and Microsoft Word underlined 'smircked'. "Why???" Jack said in a puzzling manner. Of course, Microsoft Word can't talk, but it underlined smircked because Jack was retarded and spelled 'smirked' wrong. Fuck you, Jack.

by Smirck December 16, 2013

Smurching

Using a live smurf as a dildo.

Last night I was bored and lonely, so I went to Woodstock and met up with mates to go “smurching.”

by Lady Blue Balls July 2, 2018

Sminchy

Sminchy is an aggressive toothpick that will show aggressive behaviour upon refusal of affection.

“Pat sminchy, PAT SMINCHY”

by Sminchy March 30, 2019

skirch

(v).To leave, or take off from a cool situation that is no longer cool.

Yo, this party is not off the hook, I'm gonna skirch.

by Mark Abell December 17, 2004

smorchy bear

A Smorchy Bear is a large but doisle creature that is astoundingly rare. Not much is nown about the reproductive habits of the Smorchy Bear but more is being learnt as the scientific community accels. The Smorchy Bear is said to enjoy the company of small children. One witness of the Smorchy Bear observed it performing a strange ritual with its hand whilst its back was turned. This is said by some to be the Smorchy Bear practising for mating so that the beast can be the best it can be when it does finally encounter a mate.

Prince Jeffery Alexander observed the offspring of a Smorchy Bear whilst out on his morning stroll. He relayed his encouted to his chum Sir Walter Adams. Sir Walter told Prince Jeffery of the rare nature and the unknown reproductive habits of the Smorchy Bear and he was positively astounded.
"I had no idea of the rarity of the creature I just saw. I appreciate your knowledge on the subject" said a wide eyed Prince Jeffery. After their deep conversaton they enjoyed a game of badminton which Sir Walter narrowly defeated the Prince. They then sat down and had a meal of beef and enjoyed themselves immensly

by J-Dawgy dawy/pac May 19, 2006