smeegis

1. a irregular occurrence that we have no word for

2. smeegis can be used in place of any noun, adjective, verb, or adverb if you are too lazy or cannot think of the specific word(s) at the moment

3. something to say while sneezing

4. replacement of a swear word

*note! smeegis is generally pronounced with a soft "g" (sounds like a "j" unless referring to a male or female word. female=soft g (sounds like j)
male=hard g

1. dude that was such a smeegis! did you just smeegis?!

2. dude I smeegissed my smeegis off at that party! (I danced my ass off at that party; I'm going to go brush my smeegisses (I'm going to go brush my teeth

3. instead of "achoo!" say "smeegis!"

4. what the smeegis?! (s)he is such a smeegis!

by smeegis! March 30, 2009

Smeeg

Household product which needs to be checked ten times using a smeegometer before each use to avoid danger. It is produced by SmeegCo and was recently subject to memes originating from r/196 that suggested the irresponsible practice of not checking Smeeg 10 times before its use. SmeegCo has denounced these memes as irresponsible.

Check your Smeeg 10 times before each time you use it!

by voxaß November 9, 2021

smeeg

a female that is well know for being a hoe. and that does everything anyone can think of, and tells her business without being ashamed..

eww she's a smeeg, yeah did u hear about her?
everyone keeps callin her a smeeg for no reason..

by Tee4125 May 22, 2006

smeeg

noun:
1. WTF
2. ew

Adj.
1. fuck up

Also may be used when caught in an awkward silence

what a smeeg!

by G Swizzy May 16, 2011

smeggy

Dirty foreskin coverd in old hard smelly cum

Go wash your smeggy cock gross

by you shall never know my name;) December 6, 2013

smeegism

a religion of getting pwned

Wow check out this noob i pwned..he totally practises smeegism

by nubtastic February 18, 2008

smeeger

A smelly black person.

Your starting to smell like a smeeger.

by IHN September 12, 2013