Smashterbating

As used in "Deadpool and Wolverine"

When using 2 Hulk-Hand toys together to ravish ones penis.

I'm sorry you caught me Smashterbating in the lobby.

by Darth Dragonzord August 4, 2024

smashturbate

when you get yourself a pair of hulk fists and just go to town on yourself

i jusr smashturbated so hard

by dictionary decepticon April 13, 2025

shasterbated

(verb) an African tribal ritual mimicked in many welsh farmers in which the farmer gets a sheep and proceeds to insert his large spoonful of animal feed in order to keep his flock well fed and healthy

The welsh shepherd shasterbated the sheep with his gargantuan spoon full of feed

by Michaelinyjon Jones January 10, 2008

Smashturbation

When a friend or lover helps to get you off

Wow, Nick totally helped me with smashturbation last night after that really bad date with Sarah

by HuggerBugger September 3, 2017

Smashturbating

Smashturbating is the verb of taking the hulk hands and then ravaging the midsection

(Got the definition from deadpool vs wolverine)

Ever since Wade got the hulk hands for Christmas I keep accidentally walking on him smashturbating.

by JrTp3rm December 3, 2024