smarties tube

the shape of a penis that is the same girth all the way along

girl: did u pull that lad?
girl 2: yeah he rammed his smarties tube deep inside me

by Ivan1989 March 10, 2008

Smarties Rule

If you have to choose a color for something, you will purposely make sure that the last color you pick is red.

Mom: "I bought you that shirt two months ago and you're just wearing it now?"
Son: "Smarties Rule. It's red."

Sally: "You've painted your room pretty much every color, why haven't you used red yet?"
John: "Smarties Rule. I still have to use indigo and tickle-me pink before red."

by KenzelC April 10, 2010

Teeth like a bag of broken smarties

Chipped and broken or missing teeth often with discolouration. Like a bag of broken smarties.

I tell you Dave, she had a bad mouth. She had teeth like a bag of broken smarties.

by Mc Nugget March 19, 2013

Worcester Smarties

Birth control. Such named becuase birth control was invented in worcester massachusettes.

I didn't want to get knocked up so I went out and got some Worcester Smarties.

by Miondams Elf January 19, 2008

Poppin smarties

For one to to give a blow job

I was poppin smarties last night

by I see you sam and Rebecca August 5, 2010

the smarties

In 2021, a group of friends were playing Royale High, when someone in the server said their brother ate their smarties, a group of a few friends decided to support this stranger, and be there, that lead to a funeral. After that, we each bevame one of the smarties, this created the smartie kingdom. There were Seven smarties. Even though there may be seven smarties, only four kept their roll. Which was Peppa Pig, Luna, Boots, and Hinata. Sometimes, the smartie kingdom says food noon, to keep all of the smarties safe. It doesnt happen as much, but the smartie citizens are safe. If you ever find the smarties twerk and bow to them.

Omg did u see the smarties!!

Yes ofc, i twerked in front of them

Good

by Rickysnecktatoo December 31, 2023

devil's smarties

Abuse of Pain Management prescription medicine

Tiger Wood's crashed his SUV in California after enjoying too many Devil's Smarties on Feb. 23rd 2021.

by Gord M. February 23, 2021