smartard

someone who is a smart retard. this can be used between friends and family and a way to explain you failing at life in general.

“hey ioan. how is maths going?” “not good i’m a bit of a smartard” “oh okay”

by boybandsaretheshit November 10, 2019

Smartward

A sexy sexy man who is also very smart

Bert:Wow you are such a Smartward

Smartward: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by bert schmert yorkus December 6, 2020

SmartCracker

A white person who hates other white people (crackers)

White guy: FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
Black Guy: Thats a SmartCracker right there

by the federal Gov. November 19, 2021

Smartfood

An American brand of prepopped, flavored popcorn that is made by the Frito-Lay company.

Smartfood was brought to market with the help of the Yandow family.

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

Smartfood

an American brand of prepopped, flavored popcorn made by the Frito-Lay company

Smartfood was first created in 1985 by Andrew Martin - chairman and CEO, Ken Meyers- VP of operations, and Martin's wife Annie Withey- VP of consumer relations

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

New Shartford

New Hartford, NY, home to a large number of low-quality restaurants. A meal in New Shartford is likely to cause indigestion and gastrointestinal distress, up to and including sharting.

"Hey, wanna go to New Shartford for lunch?"
"Sure, just let me change out of my good underwear first."

by Rigatoni Tony September 9, 2020

Boardy the Smartboard

Boardy is a character from the Roblox game "Shovelware's Brain Game". Most people dislike him because he sounds annoying and somewhat like a Pedophile. His like to dislike percentage is usually 40% percent liked and 60% disliked.

Person 1: "Ugh, I hate Boardy the Smartboard! He sounds like a pedo!"
Person 2: "Well, I really like Boardy, he's one of my favourites!"
Person 3: "Ain't no way Person 1 thinks a smartboard is a pedo 💀💀💀"
Person 1: "Did you just say an emoji?"

by Zuri_Smiler December 8, 2023