a barrel full of smashed assholes

n. Theoretically, an awful thing. Quite literally though, a barrel, containing any number of assholes that have been previously smashed.

Oh no, holy shit! That girl who just came in the bar - she is uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes!

by Justice April 22, 2005

Face like a bucket of smashed crabs

A really fugly munter, a really ugly person, AKA The Elephant Man

Fuck me, I'm not shagging that has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs.

by Fishy Pie October 24, 2003

Smashed Bag of Assholes

1. "Smashed Bag of Assholes" is phrase used in a figurative manner to describe something that is disgusting as fuck, such as crumpled up paper bag full of prolapsed anuses.

2. This phrase is sometimes used to describe a location containing ignorant people.

1:
Girl: Like my new dress? I thought of you when I bought it!
Guy: You look like a smashed bag of assholes. Now get your bitch ass out of my face.

2:
Dude: That bar was a smashed bag of assholes.
Some other dude: It certainly was. Onto the next one!

by 4tuna August 23, 2014

A bag of smashed assholes

A person looks like a bag of smashed assholes
ie there really ugly

"man that girl looks like a bag of smashed assholes"

by Eric Renton May 6, 2006

Smashed The Granny

Indication that a gentleman has given a vigorous and enthusiastic pounding to a consenting female. This practice often results in ruptions of internal organs and rendering the subject crippled for several days, almost like your gran. To smash the granny you do not need to be fussy. The granny can be smashed out of all of the mainstream orifices including the less popular but equally effective belly button smashing, reserved for ladies of a larger volume.

Tigger found walking and day to day activities challenging and painful after Christopher Robin smashed the granny out of his ring piece (Extract from 'Whinnie the Pooh, can honey be used as lube? - 1954')

by Tom A December 1, 2006

bag of smashed assholes

term used to describe an extreme hangover or other state of ill health.

" how was last night?"
" it was crazy, but i feel like a bag of smashed assholes today."

by ffejtable December 13, 2006

smashed the homies

When a girl has had sexual relations with you OR more than one of your friends.

Yooo I heard you and Rachel did it.

friend: She a slut yo, she smashed the homies. She did me, Ron, Day Day, and that dude we sit next to in class. She get around like 2Pac in the 90's

by Big-Liek March 3, 2010