combo of smartest guy in the room meets sharpest tool in the shed. see those definitions separately as this shouldn't be a combined term. who knew tools were smart. newsflash...they're not and is the person that says this is quite frankly the smartest in the tool shed
by WAKESTAR June 2, 2018
Get the Smartest tool in the shed mug.A unit of measurement used to describe the length of a woman's nipples by way of comparison to how many 'smarties' candies you would need to stack to equal the nipple length.
by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005
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When a ladies nipples are erect under her shirt and it looks as though she has placed 2 smarties under it.
"hey! Looks like your smuggling some smarties!"
"mmm smarties"
"I'm not surprized you have smarties, it is a cold day"
"mmm smarties"
"I'm not surprized you have smarties, it is a cold day"
by *Francis* June 15, 2007
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The drug and the candy look similar, but the drug actually makes you smart.
--Started by S.C. from Philly
The drug and the candy look similar, but the drug actually makes you smart.
--Started by S.C. from Philly
"Yo lemme cop a smarty off you, tryna ace these finals."
"I like takin smarties when I drink, makes me feel invincible"
"I like takin smarties when I drink, makes me feel invincible"
by steevcee November 4, 2015
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Get the Smarties mug.The fictional micro-organism (much like cooties) which infects a person who comes in contact or makes excessive conversation with a carrier. Said carrier is noted for exceptional smarminess or false earnestness.
He was so obsequious in his responses that I found myself in great need of a shower fearing I might catch smarmites.
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