smock

A excessively large shirt. If someone is seen to be wearing a smock, it is necessary to yell out 'smock' to inform them if they are unaware of the fashion crime they are committing.

Check out Lachlan's smock!

Holy crap that is a huge smock! What a prick!

by Cheech1990 June 19, 2007

smock

verb - to smile with one's penis.

That guy had such an erection he was rock hard and smocking.

by Bill.i.am September 23, 2009

smock

smock is the combination of small and cock, smock

moonkid300 has a very small cock, in other words, he has a smock

by mr.potatochip2 March 7, 2022

Smock

Someone who tries to use a word as an insult but has no idea what the word actually means to begin with. Kinda like using the wrong emoji in a twitch chat or Discord because they're just that stupid to not know when to use it. Can most be described as wearing an art-smock because you take it off after you're done, just like you stop being an idiot when the topic changes.
For example, boomer noob pepega

Stop acting like a fucking smock, you're making yourself look retarded.

by Words That I Use November 20, 2019

Smock

Smock: another word for smoke, or cigg. Most often used when in the vacinity of other smokers, or smockers.

Hey man, care if I bum a smock.
Wanna chief a smock?

by dylan November 2, 2004

smock shot

The act of cutting off the ears and hollowing out the head threw the ear drum.

During times of war they used to smock shot there pow's.

by Jordan Ruiz November 28, 2003

smock

A penis that is long and skinny; the opposite of a choad.

Be careful that your smock doesn't get caught in the spokes of your bike.

by Jonathan Dyer May 5, 2005