slurring your text

when you're so drunk that you're texts are unreadable

(310) heryls so imsd gaonna bea tah the apartty tognlaoit!!!!
(510) chris, u gotta stop slurring your texts.

by extra_pickly_pickles January 30, 2010

Surfing the crimson wave

Clueless Speak for menstruating / having a period.

Cher: I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'.

by jdi May 10, 2004

bone surfing

the act of screwing, plugging, having sex

The whore was bone surfing on my dick for an hour!

by Elgondo December 29, 2008

bed surfing

Similar to couch surfing, except the primary goal is to sleep with your host or fuck and share the same bed.

I hosted a couch surfer but she ended up being a bed surfer.

She asked if I was into bed surfing, so clearly the response was yes.

by TheFrias November 3, 2013

Wake Surfing

Using a surfboard or similar board to surf the wake behind a boat.

Johnny had an excellent time wake surfing behind the boat.

by Captain Toady June 28, 2007

chick surfing

To pick up chicks or hook up with chicks.

Dude lets go chick surfing at the club tonight.

by Corzocl January 10, 2008

bourbon surfing

Walking down Bourbon Street with the intentions of finding half drank alcoholic drinks and half smoked cigarettes.

Last night we went Bourbon surfing and got totally wasted.

by grheaume June 17, 2012