splurchase

The buying of something that you don't really need, or maybe even want, just because you think that buying SOMETHING will improve your mood. origin: "splurge"+"purchase".

After having a bad day:

"Hey, I think I'm going to buy this Matrix Revolutions on DVD."
"What?? Why the hell would you buy that??"
"I know. Don't worry about my sanity - it's just a splurchase."

by TexLonghorn August 22, 2012

slutcho

A transparent poncho, usually worn at festivals to keep dry whilst also allowing others to still be able to see the slutty clothes being worn underneath

"I can still see her tits through that slutcho"
"I wonder if that Slutcho is hers..."
"That poncho is slutty, it's basically a slutcho"

by Wireless2014 July 9, 2014

Snurch

Snail church, where the lads also go on sundays, not for the prayer... but for the cheeky nandos.

"Take me to snurch"

Juliet 2K15

by Snurch May 27, 2015

Snurch

snake church

take me to snurch

by dankest meme April 21, 2015

sluchy

The "food" served at a college dining hall.

You guys wanna head down to the dining commons for some sluchy?

by Chewy59 November 8, 2006

Slunching

Slouching in your chair at princeton montessori school

Avery stop slunching in your chair

by Potato_Boy November 7, 2013

slunchbucket

1) A person who has drank excessive amounts of Champagne

"Allison and Stephanie are such slunchbuckets tonight after drinking 7 bottles of champagne"

by deathbylamp March 17, 2017