slitch

To sustain a serious yet insidious injury. The victim is unaware until informed by others.

The Wizard of Oz refers to "the kitchen took a slitch" which means the whole house was lifted off the ground and thrown right back to the ground after traveling some distance, (whether a real or imagined distance), by a tornado, and the extent of the damage is not really appreciated until the munchkins sing about it. "The kitchen took a slitch". During the movie, we assumed that the kitchen, in Dorothy's house was just fine, even though it had sustained the damage caused by a tornado. After all, we are American Movie Fans, and we leave our logical brains at the door. Most of us never even heard the reference to "slitch" nor, if we did hear and understand that word, nor did we ever suscribe this element of insidiousness to it, if we did understand what "slitch" meant.

by Chris Broe December 16, 2007

slitch

1 - The combination of the words "slutty" and "bitch".
2 - A punk band based in Canada

1 - Look at the slitches in the bar.
2 - Did you pickup Slitch's new CD?

by Anonymous February 6, 2003

slitch

n. 1) to sustain a serious injury or to be damaged beyond repair; 2) a toolkit for experimental low-level networking in Common Lisp; 3) an indigenous animal of Orion VII, threatened by transplanted Earth species which value its habitat andgrotesque appearance; 4) the title of a short movie, directed by Diane Bellino, with soundtrack by Continental OP; 5) an experimental electronics, experimental goth band, produced by Dark Realm Multimedia; 6) a technological cul-de-sac, currently in under-development mode; 7) a punk rock management company, based in Melbourne, Australia; 8) a condition brought on by lack of sufficient listening skill development

1) "The kitchen took a slitch." (Wizard of Oz);

by bizdata May 2, 2005

slitch

A combination of the words slut and witch.

Meaning someone who can be a bit slutty and who uses her sexual appeal via flirting and teasing to cast a spell over others, be-witching them with her charms.

A group of slitches is known as a coven.

That slitch has really got me under her spell.

How can a man resist that slitch when she is so sexy and teases him to much.

I'm feeling slitchy tonight = I'm feeling naughty/horny/flirty tonight.

by Daisy Clio January 3, 2008

slitch

A next generation hybrid combination of a slut(everyday whore) and a bitch,(you know the ones that dont let you watch football on sundays and harass you with constant nagging)fe-male.

She looked like a nice girl, but after a late nite of
random insults and a great blowjob, I realized she was a total slitch.

by Savory Gusto January 24, 2008

slitch

1. a mixture of a slut and a bitch
2. a girl who is both slutty and bitchy

"i can't believe she stole your boyfriend!"
"i know, she's such a slitch."

by ideababy123 June 8, 2009

slitch

A golf swing that results in your ball hooking to the right.

Also a slutty bitch

I went golfing and slitched at least once on every hole.

She fucks everyone, what a slitch.

by william carr April 27, 2006