Spiky Condom

The Spiky Condom is a shot of alcohol consisting of Goldschlager, Grenadine, Crown Royal, and Red Bull. The shot must be taken quickly and should NEVER be smelled before consumption. The first and most recognizable ingredient, Goldschlager, is the spikes of the Spiky Condom. It is then followed by the Crown Royal which counteracts the "Big Red" flavor making your taste buds pulsate, all while keeping it classy. The Grenadine was chosen for it's deep red color properties, which of course hints at the consequences of a Spiky Condom (Both literally and figuratively). Lastly, the Red Bull puts everything back into perspective by bringing two of your five senses back for a very short period of time. Your vision and your hearing. Use this time wisely as your clear vision and ability to understand people will disappear as quickly as you took the shot.

Bartender: "What can I get you?"

John: "Gimme a Red Bull Vodka, two Jack and Cokes, and 6 Spiky Condoms."

Bartender: "..."

by thehouss October 14, 2011

slimy transcript fabricators

Another term for those lawless and immoral Democrats who are part of that corrupt commie Representative Adam Schiff’s cult.

We need to take those slimy transcript fabricators out and shoot them!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019

You slimy dawg

Someone who is being sneaky or flirty or funny idk man it’s just fun to say

Oh tuck tuck you got takeout? You slimy dawg

by Yourdad515 March 22, 2021

Silky Milky's

Big natural breasts.

That girl got some Silky Milky's

by Colin A Ware December 16, 2008

Silky Mama

Modern mother who prefers medicated hospital birth, bottle feeding/part time breastfeeding, disposable diapers, crib sleeping, etc. One who follows the advice of established medical authority; often tend to be working moms who rely on modern products for convenience and time management.

She buys her baby food, uses Pampers and vaccinates on schedule.. She's a silky mama!

by silkymama April 18, 2010

Slimy

When someone breaks your trust, or is participating in generally shady activities. Calling out a slime for their slimy activity is usually followed with 🐌 the snail emoji

That thot screenshoted my snapchat, what a slime, how slimy of her 🐌🐌🐌🐌

by Rygi13 February 4, 2015

spiky poo

The really painful shits that come out ure ass which feel like they have razor wire attached to them.

man 1: 'are u finished in there yet?'

man 2: 'no, gonna be a little while longer, i got a spiky poo lodged in me ringpiece'

by Katie Muffins!!! December 22, 2005