Sleep

What everyone needs more of

I'm going back to sleep, fuck you world

by 123imjusttryinabeme April 26, 2016

Sleep

To be sleep is to not be woke (to be aware/down to earth)
To say something that something sounds dumb
Sleep is the opposite of woke

"Did you really just say that?"
"You sound sleep af"

by LycanSpirit October 22, 2019

Sleep

What we all had problems with when we were younger, but now we can't wait for it to come.

Sleep: ZZZzzzZZZ

by Nightshavd May 03, 2010

Sleep

Your body's stimulant. You are always deprived of this due to one or all of the following reasons:

1. mounds of homework given by vicious pedo teachers.
2. extra hours at work given to you without your consent
3. stress
4. hardcore sex
5. party hardy

Mom: you haven't been getting enough sleep.
You: I'll go to bed early tonight.

(later that night)
Mom: go to sleep!!
You: I'm doing my homework, ma.

by StephHasArrived August 17, 2008

Sleep

The cousin of DEATH!!!!!

Oliver Sykes: We will never sleep, 'cause sleep is for the weak
And we will never rest, 'til we're all fucking dead
We will never sleep, 'cause sleep is for the weak
And we will never rest, 'til we're all fucking dead
I refuse! I refuse!
I refuse to close my eyes!!!!!

by ZoeIsAWerido December 19, 2011

Sleep

A fantastic drug that every person in the world is addicted to. This is something with which we are born with a hereditary built up tolerance to, deeming it absolutely impossible to ever have enough to truly satisfy our craving for it.

David: Hey man, you look like shit
Enrique: I know, I barely got any sleep yesterday
David: How much did you get
Enrique: 8 hours, but it never seems like enough

by superfragilisticexpialidocious February 07, 2012

Sleep

The thing we all try to do before ending up on YouTube recommendations.

I don't sleep.
Neither do any of us.

by NewGuyNewDay March 17, 2021