Sleep

The most beautiful thing to ever grace this planet.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go to sleep now.

by NaixStriker May 24, 2017

Sleep

A free trial of death, that you get every night.

bob:Hi mom i just got sleep.
mum:ok bob.
bob: it was like death

by Screeeeedellelededeeleleelldee October 31, 2019

Sleep

What we all had problems with when we were younger, but now we can't wait for it to come.

Sleep: ZZZzzzZZZ

by Nightshavd May 2, 2010

Sleep

Your body's stimulant. You are always deprived of this due to one or all of the following reasons:

1. mounds of homework given by vicious pedo teachers.
2. extra hours at work given to you without your consent
3. stress
4. hardcore sex
5. party hardy

Mom: you haven't been getting enough sleep.
You: I'll go to bed early tonight.

(later that night)
Mom: go to sleep!!
You: I'm doing my homework, ma.

by StephHasArrived October 10, 2008

Sleep

The cousin of DEATH!!!!!

Oliver Sykes: We will never sleep, 'cause sleep is for the weak
And we will never rest, 'til we're all fucking dead
We will never sleep, 'cause sleep is for the weak
And we will never rest, 'til we're all fucking dead
I refuse! I refuse!
I refuse to close my eyes!!!!!

by ZoeIsAWerido December 23, 2011

Sleep

A fantastic drug that every person in the world is addicted to. This is something with which we are born with a hereditary built up tolerance to, deeming it absolutely impossible to ever have enough to truly satisfy our craving for it.

David: Hey man, you look like shit
Enrique: I know, I barely got any sleep yesterday
David: How much did you get
Enrique: 8 hours, but it never seems like enough

by superfragilisticexpialidocious March 14, 2012

Sleep

Something you obviously don’t get enough of if you’re searching it on Urban Dictionary.

Just sleep already.

by My goldfish isn’t gold April 8, 2020