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Sleeping Gorilla

When you are doing a girl doggy, just let your body go limp, and lay over her back while she is still pumping...your arms waggle like a sleeping gorilla
dude i fell asleep doing a girl doggy, total sleeping gorilla styles.
by Boognish October 17, 2004
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freestyle sleeping

the act of sleeping when you want at random times through out the week
shasta loves freestyle sleeping, one day he grinds for 24 hours, sleeps three hours, pops some bottles while playing wii, and eventually catches five more hours of sleep later on at midnight
by Snowfall November 8, 2007
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Speeding Like a Plum

When you're walking/riding/driving so slow that you get aggraveted by the situation, so you say "I'm speeding like a plum!". Since plums can't speed at all the direct meaning is contrasted in a sarcastic definition, emphasized as going so slow, almost stopping.
(carrying Corey in the bike)
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!
by BrazaBoyy~ RJ December 16, 2009
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sleeping with her ass out

Sleeping with her ass out is a sentence used to describe a woman pretending to sleep and intentionally making her ass visible. Women usually do this when they are horny but don't want to be the one to start it
I walked into my room to find her sleeping with her ass out
by OppWitSeriousMembers June 5, 2020
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Riflemans Sleeping Tablet

The act of frenzied masturbation in an attempt to tire yourself out and get some sleep - used by Rifleman....
I could NOT get to sleep last night so I took a Riflemans Sleeping Tablet and nodded off right away - it was wank durch
by Rifleman59 May 4, 2010
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sleeping policeman

"Dude, the bottom part of my bumper came off because I didn't see the sleeping policeman on the road!"
by WOng7713 January 21, 2008
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bonzai sledding

The act of backcountry sledding, during winter, in the woods, usually off trail, and often in the woods, where broken bones are common.
"Man I just went bonzai sledding with a bunch of suocers and I think I bruised my tail bone, and my pants grew a new bogina!"

"That's cool... you need a beer?"

"Yeah. Thanks."
by Alpha_Tom November 12, 2008
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