Sledge

1) adjective, used to describe a socially inept character. Most commonly used in Irish vernacular.

Wow! That guy doesn’t know how to act. He’s a total sledge!!

by Daniel Bolger July 19, 2023

Sledge Cock

An extraordinarily large penis.

I only buy underwear online because if I go to the store I'm forced to stare at a picture of some sledge cock douche bag on each package, which is not how I want to spend a hungover early Saturday afternoon.

by Shamit Guha July 13, 2007

sledge hammer crotch

when you fuck a guy whose dick is so big it hurts like hell the next couple days.

I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand

by redheadedslutx23 January 9, 2011

sledge-hammered

(adj.) to be very hammered or incredibly drunk

After performing a 3 minute keg stand, Frankie was sledge-hammered.

by hailbop May 16, 2006

sledge hockey

Ice hockey for people with a physical disability. Has the same rules as ice hockey, but with some changes. Each player uses a sledge with two skates underneath it. They move forward on the ice using two short hockey sticks with sharp metal teeth at one end and a blade on the other.
Many players are disables because they has amputated one or both of their legs, while others play because they are paralyzed.

Him: "Oh, what is that sport?"
Her: "It's sledge hockey. Like ice hockey for people with disabilities!"
Him: "It looks hard!"

by anel22 May 7, 2012

Sledge-Milf

A milf with a testosterone level higher than the average mother, with a physical appearance that intimidates the sexually aroused male and possesses dominative qualities. She may look like a bodybuilder, have a tall stature with broad shoulders, and weigh over 20 pounds more than you, but that doesn't mean she does not need the same sexual thrill like a regular mother.

You don't fuck a Sledge-Milf, a Sledge-Milf fucks you...

The young male was dominated by the Sledge-Milf and woke up the next morning with a broken cock.

by brick.mst September 30, 2016

Sledge piece

A unnaturally or just agreeably fucking massive penis. Usually Resembling the form of a baby arm grasping a small apple or elephant trunk wrapped around a coconut.

Two girls because I’m not a fucking fag
Girl 1: have you seen Brian’s dick??
Girl 2: oh yeah that’s a certified sledge piece.

by MRxBEATSxCHEEKS November 20, 2019