Shearning

Shearning is when you get kicked out of a nightclub for wetting yourself

“Oh no I’m Shearning”

by Filthy George October 17, 2019

Bear Stearns Effect

When individual assets are worth more than the total valuation.

When a group of girls as a whole seem unattractive but when viewed individually, aren't bad.

Opposite of the Cheerleader Effect.

Check out those girls again. We wrote them off before, but I think it's actually the Bear Stearns Effect.

by Sante Fe September 6, 2011

sleans

A hybrid type of pant having characteristics of both slacks and jeans. Typically these pants will be made of cotton which look and feel like slacks or khakis but will have heavy stitching and pockets that resemble those found on demin jeans.

"Why the fuck is Sami wearing jeans to the office? It's only Tuesday." -"Those aren't jeans he's wearing, they're slacks that look like jeans, motherfucka's wearing sleans."

by Canned Applause November 24, 2005

Slear

The capability of slurring.
A smear that's clear or plain to see.

Don't slear your words now.
That typo is slear.
There is a slear on the table.

by Eclip13ticaL February 23, 2011

Stearns, KY

The population being 1586, Stearns is a small village 2 hours south of Lexington, KY and north of Knoxville, TN. With no unicorporated cities in McCreary County, KY, you can still get a great calzone at ZZs or have a hang-out in the parking lot of Larry's Somerset Oil or the Big M Plaza. If you get tired of that, you can travel to the booming metro just 25 minutes north to Somerset and hang there.

calzone Lexington, KY Knoxville, TN Stearns, KY

by stearns-ky July 2, 2009

to bear stearns

(verb) to thoroughly, completely, and totally fail at life.

I don't want to bear stearns.

I totally bear stearnsed that exam.

This year was sort of a disaster; it's probably time to stop bear stearnsing!

by bear stearns May 19, 2008

Stearns

1. The author of the abusive AP World History textbook. Referred to as, "The Double Dark Lord Who Isn't Black Despite What The Name Suggests."
2. On over intelligent man that darkens the door of knowledge with obtuse terminology with a deceptive front golden cover.

As Claire opened her textbook, her heart sank as she had to decipher the Stearns writing

by Dare Braile June 14, 2010