cheese dick slap

filling a used condom with cheese whiz and then tying said condom off. This cheese filled condom can be used for several sexual acts, namely smacking someone in the face with it. The purpose is to have the condom break on their face, covering the person in a cheesy cum goo.

"After having sex with my girlfriend, I took my used rubber and gave her the cheese dick slap, leaving her pissed off and covered in spray can cheese and jizz."

by Mo Fontes July 13, 2009

Dick-slap Logic

A branch of philosophy involving the certain circumstances in which one would solve a problem by whipping his colleagues on the forehead with his/her phallus (erect or flaccid). Also abbreviated as 'DSL'.

My girlfriend refused to make me a sandwich, so I used my own Dick-slap Logic to change her mind.

by General TWSSman October 1, 2010

dick slap

the act of slapping a ho with your dick

give him the dick slap!
i dick slapped a ho from here to nabrisco!

by Nick! December 5, 2002

dick slap

To slap a girl in one of many places(such as the ass, titties, clit, and face(or tongue) just to name a few favorites) with your dick. (D.S. for stealth use)

"I would like to give that girl the dick slap to the face."

by McStoodly April 21, 2006

dick-slap

to slap ones dick on something, to be dick slapped is to have a dick slapped on you

drunken swedes started this sport in dublin, they 'dickslapped' various irish monuments and a few irish tramps

herrglad is a dick-slapper

by banjo November 4, 2004

dick slap

what every guy want's to do to there girlfriends/boyfriends.
it's getting your dick hard
and slaping it across there
girlfriend/boyfriends face.

guy: Hey baby look!
girl's face: SMACK!
girl: Did you just dick slap me?
guy: you know it(:

by allisonn August 17, 2007

Harlem Dick Slap

The harlem dick slap is used when your bitch doesnt want to continue in your sexual activites and you remove your penis from her vagina and slap her across the face with your dick coverd in the womans vaginal liquid.

Matt Nay and Peter Boardman Harlem Dick Slapped Brandi so hard last night I herd she was bleeding from the face.

by Tyler Robertson October 15, 2005