Slader

Slader is the art of timing, knowing when it is right to leave and return into someone’s life. The goal isn’t to change ones behavior, but to instead shape it around your behavior patterns. In other words, you are trying to get someone to think about you when you aren’t around them. Think about it as an analogy. You are a farmer who is growing crops. You have to plant the seeds in the present to reap the rewards in the future. This may be a fairly large investment, but that also means the potential payoff is larger. As a farmer, you aren’t just going to sit and watch the plant grow. You have other crops to grow on your farm, therefore you must know when to check in on the progress of the plant and adjust to the conditions surrounding it. You need to know when to water and fertilize your plant, until eventually it is ready to harvest. The key to slader, is knowing and believing it is always slader season no matter the circumstance.

"Bro what'd you do last night? you disappeared."

"Bro, Matray and I ran a quick pick 2 and sladered some smooth brains at double."

by Salderman Jones III March 3, 2020

scads

A term that is used to describe a quantity. Generally the quantity is greater than a dozen, but limited to a managable number. This term is quite obscure but very noticable when put to use, thus the power of the word. More often than not, it comes to use in the sporting world, however, it has also been overheard among beer drinkers trying to describe (usually a lie) how much beer they can consume in a night or weekend.

Coach - Ok, we're going to run scads of 200s today.
Runner - Could I not run this workout?
Coach - You didn't run yesterdays workout.

by Oh Welles September 7, 2006

Big Jim Slade

Former tight end for the Kansas City chiefs with the sexual appetite of 100 men. Know to have pleasure thousands of women accross the greater Nebraska area. Big Jim Slade comes with the Joy of Sex audio series in case the man cannot perform Big Jim Slade will slide up in there and throw his thing down.

"Her man could get it up so Big Jim Slade burst through the door and threw his thing down to the womans delight."

by Sparky McDougal February 16, 2005

Slader

1. A website that gives you all of the answers on your homework (www.slader.com)

2. To not do your homework but just copy if off of Slader

1. To check your answers on tonight's homework, you can use Slader

2. Man, I sladered last night's homework

by ziegler13 July 16, 2016

slags on tour

When loose women are out and about.

A group of scantily-clad women walk by.

"Dude check it out, slags on tour!"

by tobz0r July 21, 2009

Sadsquatch

A girl who is rather large but not happy about it. She may look very menacing if she approaches you at night or while you are camping in a tent.

OMG, that sadsquatch just scared the bejesus out of me, I thought I was going to be mauled!

by SuperKel April 22, 2010

Sladdle

The art of saddling a horse sideways.

I'm going to go sladdle up that horse in the pasture...

by BASSRIVER69 September 3, 2012