Chubbi Stumps

An ice cream cone shaped crayon that's perfect for small hands.

Chubbi Stumps are the best crayons EVER!!!

by Chachizzy October 16, 2010

Slumpstarter

The term used to describe the fat, ugly, skanky or any combinations of the three that you hook up with that turns your luck around after months of good fortune with attractive women; Opposite of Slumpbuster.

When I was in my late twenties, I was having good luck with all of the hot sorority girls. I got drunk one time and had my way with a fat chick. God damn that Slumpstarter! I haven't had any action in six months.

by SJD WOOD August 20, 2007

pulled up stumps

the act of dying or passing away. in reference to the game of cricket where the stumps are pulled out of the ground at the end of the match.

"The Cousin": Hey moite, did you hear about that poor old sheila they found in the river?
Araujana: Iyo yeah, she has 'pulled up stumps'

by El Shitha January 23, 2009

Skimps

a code word originated in a Florida 'drug house' meaning a person was high/is high.

"Look at 'skimps' over there"

"he's skimpin"

"im totaly skimped"

"they call me skimps"

by greg-bird August 1, 2008

Skimps

Usualy a name for a person who partys or is 'trippin-out'. Floridas underground party scean.

"Ay Brosive, I'm Skimpin Yo!!!"

"Dude look at david over there, he's such a skimps"

by trevorondeck February 25, 2009

skump

A skeet-dump, when one jerks off while taking a dump. This person finishes in the toilet while still partaking in the dump.

Bro you were in the bathroom really long were you skumping.

by skumpboy87 April 13, 2017

Skumpydink

Formed from the two words "Skump" (slang for genital warts) and "dinky" (tiny), this another one of those phrases that saves the spacebar from more unnecessary pounding.

"This random just commented on a picture from years back! Thier picture makes them look like a right Skumpydink .."

by Le Wrodster October 5, 2009