Skoofiest

When something or someone is poking or thinking about poking their own brown with any object that is around, perferably fruits and vegetables.

It was so sketchy last night when Ashleigh was being the skoofiest person on myspace by talking about her b hole in all those bulletins.

by i'm white milk March 12, 2009

smoozie

The act of a female receiving oral sex

Ex: "Oh, he gave me a smoozie last night it was so nice."

He gave me a smoozie last night it was so nice.

by Crocswitsocs January 10, 2015

Skookie

Adjective: Skookie can be used to describe anything that is generally shitty.
Noun: A skooke is a person, place, or thing that is fucking lame.

Verb: Skookin can be used to describe someone who is trippin, lying, or being a fucking idiot.
Background information:
Derived from a word that describes people from the shithole that is Skokie, Illinois.

Bruh, I seent them skookie ass shoes in the payless last week. But only thru the window cause I definitely ain't never stepped footed in no skookie ass payless.

I saw a skooke walkin down the road with a skookie ass pair of J's.

Don't come to my crib if you gonna be skookin the whole time.

by Lezned Yelnats March 3, 2017

Fo' shoozie my snoozie

Getting tired of the same old slang terminology for sleeping such as "take a disco nap," "crash," or "40 winks?" Try new and improved fo' shoozie my snoozie! It's chalked full of snoopdogganese, and good for your colon! Proper English translation: For certain, I shall promptly engage in some much needed rest.

You look tired, are you going to bed now?

- Fo' shoozie my snoozie!

by ctaylor July 26, 2004

skoobies

SKype bOOBIES = Skoobies.

Boobies over skype chat.

When you finally manage to get your internet girlfriend to show you her lushous boobies. A monumental moment that has to be earned.

I've not seen Sarah for 5 weeks now, she is miles away, I could really do with some Skoobies right now...

Spoke to my girlfriend last night on skype - total Skoobies session...

by bennyprince May 17, 2011

skoobie

Some rez that hits the back of your throat when ripping a bowl.

Holy shit, i got a giant skoobie from rippin’ that.

by waylon171 September 24, 2012

smoozier

someone who can use flirty words and a nice smile to get what they want (Dachay Dowling)

Someone who is smooth with their words and looks is a smoozier.

by Darius Dowling January 19, 2014