publik skools

Shining examples of accountability and discipline. Where you can send your kids for the best edjumaction around. (Obviously not written by a publik skool kid)

After I gradueted from publik skools, I got hired at buger keng for 5.15/hr. In dese here gubment skools, day sed it duddnt matta if ya ded a gud jub, jest feel guud about yerself. I so feil guud about miself wen I smoke crak every da n'sit on my lazi ass waitin' fur my gubment cheese. I luv da federal guverment of amerika!

by J. Malik October 12, 2005

Ms.Skoogz

an old lady with no heart and is mean to kids. And calls everyone dumb. And shes a rat.

"Zach you dumb." Why cant you be more like me. Said Ms.skoogz .

by hbuaeilgbiulaehui;vae November 21, 2019

Skooge

A random old man in a picture that looks like Scrooge from a Christmas Carol.

Plural: Skoogey

1) Jimothy is a real Skooge.

2) Spare Skoogey ma’am?

by Skoogeyclub November 16, 2018

skoodilypooping

Nanny Green's word for making out or kissing. Nanny Green being Hank and John Green's grandmother.

John Green: "I'm sorry we're late"
Nanny: "Are you sure you weren't skoodilypooping?"

Nerdfighter 1: "Yeah, my date was awesome"
Nerdfighter 2: "Did you guys skoodilypoop?"
Nerdfighter 1: "Yeah, it was totally jokes."
Nerdfighter 2: "Sweet. DFTBA!"

by nerdfighter2815 January 5, 2009

skookum

Comes from the Native American (Salish/Chinook) for 'great', 'large', 'frightening'.

skookum chuck = large water = the Pacific Ocean.

by Victoria December 10, 2003

Skook

Someone from Schuylkill County, Pennsylvania also known as the Coal Region. If you've never met a Skook, then you're missing out on a very distinct part of society. Grammar is one of the defining attributes and you might often hear words and phrases such as "Yo bot, got any chew bot?" and "Ay, yous guys, yous wanna go get wasted and down a few Jägerbombs?" If you ever meet someone from the Coal Region, you will recognize them immediately.

Skook 1: "Yo butt, got any chew der butt?"

Skook 2: "Nah man, I spent all my money on shit from Abrachinsky's, yo."

Skook 1: "Well, you should get yer ass in gear and we'll trow back some keggers and boilo at the 'DC or hit the weed like a champ."

Skook 3: "Yous guys are a bunch of fuckin' Skooks."

by Rusty "BongPolish" Shackleford June 28, 2010

Skoogunk

Especially viscous semen, with a strong aroma and lingering aftertaste.

I was fine with the bukkake carwash, but then some idiot got skoogunk all over my windshield, and now I can't drive because the wipers just smeared it around.

by S R Kenney December 20, 2008