skill issues

evan has skill issues he is bad at fortnite

evan: BRO HES HACKING BRO ITS LAG BRO BRO BRO
luke: you know what that sounds like
remi:skill issues

by Bigmacmccumslapcheeseburgurdil September 25, 2021

Skillfuck

It's a D&D term where you tweak a skill of your character to the point of detriments in another skills, and the Dungeon Master specifically tailors the campaign to take advantage of that detriment, fully negating any point of pimping out the skill you were focused on. Thus, your character is skillfucked.

(Definition courtesy of MattK via www.ToplessRobot.com)

I'm sorry Brian, I guess you shouldn't have poured all your skill points in to bargain, since there are no merchants in this campaign. You my friend have been officially skillfucked.

by Swedish Jesus January 26, 2010

Scoils

A woman with good vagina or sex. Comes from the word oils and can be substituted with "oils" and "to the oils"

"Shorty had the scoils I nutted in 24 seconds like a shot clock"

"I can tell she got the scoils, my homie said that shit was oils"

by From Da P September 17, 2021

Skill Bandit

Refers to a person or persons who are at the top of their game in whatever they do.

You see that guy just do a double backflip there? He's a proper skill bandit.

Wow that shits so cool, you lot are a bunch of skill bandits.

by Destroyer24 February 19, 2008

ab skillet

when a guy shows off his abs and they are so sizzling hot you could fry an egg on them.

Dude, I go to that church everyday to show these bitches my ab skillet.

or

I'm not moving a a single inch until you show me your ab skillet.

by susher February 17, 2013

Skillege

An African bum disease.

“Your mum got skillege lol”

by Bendy_Yet_Wendy January 30, 2019

Skilizzy

A filler word or an exclamation used during a time of exasperation. Used mostly by dads trying to fit in with kids.

“Oi, Dad, I forgot my homework”

Oh, skilizzy, no worries, you can do it tomorrow!”

by L310B April 25, 2020