skitey

Slippery. A dodgy person

Common in Scotland.

"He's a skitey wee thing." "Serves you right for being skitey". "I don't wish to sound skitey, but ..." "She is a skitey eyed cow."

In the context of the weather, in place of slippery, you might say "watch out outside, its a bit skitey".

by Bill Burns November 2, 2007

Skiteles

Pronounced skite-alls. A popular game/past-time originating at Cavendish Castle, London. Bottles of beer are consumed which, once empty, form the "skiteles". One skitle per competitor is lined up at the start of the game. Skitles must be two inches apart. A tennis ball is then tossed at the skiteles from approximately 5 metres range. One bounce only is permitted prior to the "skite drop" (the moment the ball hits ths skiteles). If no skitles are knocked down a full bottle of beer is downed by the player with the toss(known as a "skitleleman") and that empty bottle is added to the game. For every skitele that is knocked down, one digit of beer is assigned to the other competing skitlemen. The winner is the last skitleman standing. If a skitleman is sick he is out of the game.

Colin: "Anyone for a game of skiteles?"
Robbie: "Aye, I'll play."

by Captain Skite April 4, 2009

Skitsy

When someone is stressed,scared,worried and they start showing signs of stress

"He thought his parents were going to find out so he was being dead skitsy"

by colourful bird Oioi September 24, 2016

skitnegerlaptop

Swedish for Shit Nigger Laptop

Akram: Man I can only run Fortnite at 0.14 FPS
Jack: Ay nig you dun did got a skitnegerlaptop you heard?

by Noclipper November 14, 2020

skinty

Adjective: Skinny, tiny and irresistibly cute!

Noun: The slimmed down self that you aim toward while working out and eating right

OMG! When is the last time you saw Janeshia? She's so skinty now!

This workout is the beast friend of the monster quinoa salad, but I am fearless and welcome them both cuz I am coming for my skinty!!

by HuneeChyld May 9, 2016

Shity worker

A shity worker is another name for a city worker, because they always do a shity job and are known to be lazy and take advantage of company time.

Damn them shity workers are always taking a break.

by Shady 80 May 14, 2008

skite depression

skite depression is the fear after having a big boozing session, and being worried about what you have been doing, as presumbly you cant remember. and have feelings of embaressment, regret and generally wanting to find a large hole in the ground and throw yourself in head first.

e.g.skite depression is when you maybe kiss (or more) ho ho, an absolute stinker.
not remembering anything that happened the night before.
being publically inappropriate.
having a mare

by carlyrobo January 3, 2011