skipper

stupid girl, usually cannot form a well writen sentence.

ill-informed logic, sucks at life.

easily pied by all of south florida, mostly the men.

That girl skipper, her arms are so hairy. I bet she has a hairy cooch too.

by teh armpiester July 27, 2008

Skipper

tha coolest kid eva!has awesome hair,and pretty teeth.:)

that awesome kid in 8th grade thats supposed to be in 10th.Skipper!

by T.Skipper July 7, 2009

skipper

<to skipper, skippered, skippering> verb meaning to vacate your bowels in an extraordinarily time sensitive manner aka instant, flaming, burning diarrhea or pissing ut your asshole. Word origin stems from a restaurant chain in the Pacific Northwest known for (mystery) fish and chips.

My God! I almost skippered myself in the car on the way home from lunch. That's the last time I eat at that place!

Damn! I think I skippered out my pancreas after I ate that burrito from that street vendor.

Wow! That restaurant is suing me for 400 dollars for destruction of property after I skippered in their bathroom!

by Katya7666 January 18, 2006

skipper

anything that is completly not cool and that nobody likes; or something completly idiotic.

wow that flesh eating fungus is almost as bad a skipper; man i pulled a skipper when i put a hampster in my ass.

by John Doe August 13, 2004

skipper

a group of people not to be specified at this time; commonly used towards one who acts like a mongoloid

Evan is a skipper, and always tries to act cool.

by baba o reillo November 23, 2004

Skipper

crystal, or someone who is tweeking

"Hey man, you got any skipper?"

by Onna Goodwon November 25, 2006

Skipper

A little bitch who can’t stand up to their oppressors.

“Come on skipper, time for your afternoon fucking”

by davidthejew2646 May 19, 2018