C.T.- "Bro, did you bang The Skipper last night?"
Kill- "Hell yeah fool! She was sniffin around my door so I had to hit it!"
C.T.- "Douchebag!"
Kill- "Hell yeah fool! She was sniffin around my door so I had to hit it!"
C.T.- "Douchebag!"
by Kill1349Chief February 2, 2009
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by JB October 20, 2004
Get the skipper mug.A guy who zooms past you on the freeway and slows down immediately after so you have to slow down. He waits in front of you for a few minutes until he gets the urge to skip again. Skipping is a serious compulsive disorder.
"Quit dickin' around and we'll get there skipper. You're slowing us down and fuckin' our rythm."
"There's a line of 50 cars moving 58 in a 55, and he is still not satisfied until he gets to the front on a two lane highway. Skipper, you're a dick buddy."
"There's a line of 50 cars moving 58 in a 55, and he is still not satisfied until he gets to the front on a two lane highway. Skipper, you're a dick buddy."
by Senora Dibiatchio October 2, 2006
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Michelle: "Becky you dirty slut! You know he's skippered half the town already right!?"
Becky: "I know! But he just has a way of talking a girl into it!"
Michelle: "Becky you dirty slut! You know he's skippered half the town already right!?"
Becky: "I know! But he just has a way of talking a girl into it!"
by MoscowRant February 14, 2012
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Get the skipper mug.stupid girl, usually cannot form a well writen sentence.
ill-informed logic, sucks at life.
easily pied by all of south florida, mostly the men.
ill-informed logic, sucks at life.
easily pied by all of south florida, mostly the men.
by teh armpiester July 27, 2008
Get the skipper mug.<to skipper, skippered, skippering> verb meaning to vacate your bowels in an extraordinarily time sensitive manner aka instant, flaming, burning diarrhea or pissing ut your asshole. Word origin stems from a restaurant chain in the Pacific Northwest known for (mystery) fish and chips.
My God! I almost skippered myself in the car on the way home from lunch. That's the last time I eat at that place!
Damn! I think I skippered out my pancreas after I ate that burrito from that street vendor.
Wow! That restaurant is suing me for 400 dollars for destruction of property after I skippered in their bathroom!
Damn! I think I skippered out my pancreas after I ate that burrito from that street vendor.
Wow! That restaurant is suing me for 400 dollars for destruction of property after I skippered in their bathroom!
by Katya7666 January 18, 2006
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