Skeletophilia

Obsessive fascination or attraction to skeletons.

n. Skeletophilia:

"Erin, what are you doing with that skel-- Whoa! I'll . . . um . . . leave you two alone."

by Patrius December 9, 2008

skelgel

Waterless hand sanitizer.

Skell is a term commonly used for people on the wrong side of the law that don't bathe often. Gel is the hand cleaner you can use when there is no water or soap available.

We had an unusually nasty skell and I couldn't get enough skelgel lathered on; I think I may have to shower in it.

Do you have any skelgel, I'm all out?

by blue blood gal July 5, 2009

skeleton

what you get after eating a human's flesh and guts

Billy was too lazy to throw away the skeletons, so he kept them in his basement

by Epep The Gorf August 10, 2017

Skeletonese

The language of skeletons.

"I think this guy's speaking in Skeletonese or something."

by cool bionicles are quiet cool September 30, 2021

Skeleton War

The everlasting war fighting against the fuckbois and thots. You can join by choice, but are automatically drafted when your tombstone does not have "Rest in Pieces" engraved on it.

Jerry started to defend his side of the skeleton war when he saw a thot and had to destroy it

by JOEBOBSTEVBOB November 9, 2017

skeleton key

Many times refers to a magical key that will sucessfully unlock anything.

He used the skeleton key on all the locks in the building, and lo and behold it worked on all of them! He was impressed...

by Amras Onitalli October 26, 2006

Spooky Scary Skeletons

Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight
Spooky scary skeletons
Speak with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise
When you hear these zombies shriek
We're so sorry skeletons
You're so misunderstood
You only want to socialize
But I don't think we should
Cause spooky scary skeletons
Shout startling shrilly screams
They'll sneak from their sarcophagus
And just won't leave you be
Spirits supernatural
Are shy whats all the fuss
But bags of bones seem so unsafe
It's semi-serious!
Spooky scary skeletons
Are silly all the same
They'll smile and scrabble slowly by
And drive you so insane
Sticks and stones will break your bones
They seldom let you snooze
Spooky scary skeletons
Will wake you with a boo

Skeleton 1: Spooky scary skeletons
Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight
Spooky scary skeletons
Speak with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise
When you hear these zombies shriek
We're so sorry skeletons
You're so misunderstood
You only want to socialize
But I don't think we should
Cause spooky scary skeletons
Shout startling shrilly screams
They'll sneak from their sarcophagus
And just won't leave you be
Spirits supernatural
Are shy whats all the fuss
But bags of bones seem so unsafe
It's semi-serious!
Spooky scary skeletons
Are silly all the same
They'll smile and scrabble slowly by
And drive you so insane
Sticks and stones will break your bones
They seldom let you snooze
Spooky scary skeletons
Will wake you with a boo

Skeleton 1: *G, G, F#, F#, B, D, B, B, G, G, F#, F#, B. B, G, G, F#, F#, B, D, B, B, D, E, C#, B, f#, F

Skeleton 2 : *d, d, D, A, G#,G, F, d, F, G*

Skeleton 1: *Fucking Implodes*

by Šáłtÿ_Łįźård October 22, 2018