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skeetiful

A woman with a face beautiful enough to skeet all over.
Damn that bitch from that party was skeetiful.
by Assassi'Nate April 4, 2005
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Skeetio

An abbreviated version of the words "Skeety Ho". Means a person, female, who is both a skeet and a ho. General characteristics include skimpy clothing and a whoreish as well as skeety nature. May be seen smoking, drinking, doing drugs, holding up the walls of run down convience stores, giving blow jobs, ect.

Also, the type of cereal a skeet would eat if skeets ate cereal.
Bill : Man, did you see those chicks over there smoking it up with their pimps? Their skirts were so short I wasn't sure if they had anything on! They're total fuckin skeetios.

John : Fuck ya man, it's awesome.

Bill : Damn straight.

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Skeet : Shit, I'm hungry. I'ma get me some skeetios. *om nom nom nom* Yumm.
by WhyHelloThere. May 24, 2009
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Sheeting

When you share a bed with someone you don't want to have sex with, so you lay on top of the top sheet to prevent contact. When alcohol is involved usually works.
If you don't want to have intimate situations with drunk bed mate. Sheeting usually works.

Fall asleep on a different layer, usually they will give up!
by Kurlington May 22, 2018
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skeetish

skeetish:the act of being aroused(horny) resulting in the ejaculation... hence the base word skeet
that hoe is making me mad skeetish
by James April 23, 2005
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Skeletin

A metal skeleton, derogatory word for someone who has had a lot of bone replacement surgery.
You're one hip replacement away from becoming a skeletin
by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016
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Skeemin' on cheeks

A plot to make unwanted sexual advances on female butt cheeks.
Man CJ was sure Skeemin' on cheeks last night. Did you see him bowling ball grip that girls asshole?
by Spicoli4420 February 7, 2009
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sweeting

excessively drunk at the wrong time, will fuck your girlfriend, no-talent asshole, master cum dumpster eater, resides in Seneca Falls, NY
Dan: You fucked your best friends girlfriend?!
Tim: Uhh yeah
Dan: Way to be a sweeting!
by Bill Sweeting November 22, 2011
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