skeeter

1. Though thought to be blue, Skeeter Valentine was indeed black. The only man who could beat box, brake dance, and wear MC Hammer pants in a cartoon show through the early - mid 90's. The only other blue-violet colored person on the show, "Bee Bee", was Skeeter's girlfriend at a point, and she was so black she was purple, thus making her Haitian.

2. One who ejaqulates.

Doug: Man I don't know how to dance.
Skeeter: Let me show you Doug *dances*
Doug: Am I doing it right now?
Skeeter: Nope. HEH HEH!
Doug: Why can you dance and I can't?
Skeeter: Because I'm black.

by Kadafi January 31, 2005

skeeter's ear

Condition of having skeet in one's ear.

skeeter's ear An example.. skeet+ear= make a wild fucking guess.

by ThereAreNoNamesLeft July 5, 2006

Skeeter's Theorem

A theorem that states that all white bitches are crazy. The theorem was deduced by means of a logical proof.

I should have referred to Skeeter's Theorem before gettin with this white bitch, she got me stressed!

by Skeeter Cockstein February 19, 2009

skeeter-hawk

A crane fly. It is a common myth that crane flies eat mosquitoes, so in redneck areas of the country, they call them 'skeeter hawks.

Redneck: Them gosh damn skeeter-hawk flyin' all over mah trailer! I shouldna left mah winduh open las' night, 'cus they's really annoyin' me. At least they's ain't gon be no mo' muhskeetahs in mah trailer. I hope they's go suck on tahrone's ass tuhnaght.

by bodacious brownie troop March 19, 2017

skeeter gooch

An obsessive stalker with exactly all the opposite of what a person they are stalking would consider someone worth hanging out with by choice.however they do this on purpose cause they are seriously super geniuses acting those ridiculously undesirable ways that they created for one individual personally different for everyone.worst part is,you won't know what you did you can't see them and cannot shake them off any time with anything can't hurt their feelings unless they pretend you did but with something that you say that the fake emotional reaction reacted on and you can't find them to poke out an eye and they won't hesitate to remind you that you missed a spot shaving your ass crack last night..in other words the new age best friend you learn to jerk off too that's all you can do....

I DIDNT DO ANYTHING TO THAT SKEETER GOOCH!!!I SWEAR MAN!!!why do I have to deal with stage 10 clincher!!!

by NACuvSRO November 30, 2020

Skeeter fucker

Someone who loves soccer

Wesley is a real Skeeter fucker. He really loves soccer.

by SkeeterJeeter July 21, 2021

Skeetercore

any sad wannabe military/jrotc actions or ideas that are just depressing or embarrassing to the general populace

P1: “did you hear about the guy who busted his chin at the gym?” P2: “no, how did it happen?!” P1: “he fell using an ab roller” P2: “that’s so skeetercore”

by CA2023 July 10, 2023