by daddygarrett January 22, 2017
Get the skeef mug.An individual you really want to rail however the general consensus is that she is clapped. Furthermore, there are repercussions to the skeef such as your mates taking the piss out of you due to her conventionally being unattractive.
by Skeefer December 11, 2021
Get the Skeef mug.A foreskin fart. Similar to a queef. Applicable in any situation in which an uncircumcised penis emits an audible noise.
by ItsActuallyX September 18, 2022
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Get the skeef mug.by Justin bailey July 2, 2005
Get the boom skeef mug.The most beautiful, kind, and spazzy girl you will ever meet. She may not be tall, but she has the courage and strength of a lion.
by TheDarkKnight123424 January 12, 2013
Get the Sheefa mug.The skin-tight lycra-spandex suits worn by ski racers during races and sometimes, unfortunately, after the race on the slopes with the rest of us.
It looks too much like the speedo swimsuits favored by Eurotrash on the beaches to be taken seriously anyplace but at a ski race.
Fine for racing (as are speedo shorts) but not ok for normal skiing.
It looks too much like the speedo swimsuits favored by Eurotrash on the beaches to be taken seriously anyplace but at a ski race.
Fine for racing (as are speedo shorts) but not ok for normal skiing.
Dude, did you see that guy blow past me wearing a skeedo? There must be a race today.
Ya. I'd wear one too but it would make my junk look to big.
Ya. I'd wear one too but it would make my junk look to big.
by Ole the Logger March 12, 2013
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