skeef

pirate who steals women

that skeef stole my hoe

by skeef March 15, 2004

skeef

Afrikaans for skew. Often used in SA English to identify gay men or women.

That chick is a skeef one, she has a girlfriend.

by Iain Marais July 14, 2006

Skeef

An individual you really want to rail however the general consensus is that she is clapped. Furthermore, there are repercussions to the skeef such as your mates taking the piss out of you due to her conventionally being unattractive.

Aw yeah she’s skeef mate.

by Skeefer December 11, 2021

Skeef

A foreskin fart. Similar to a queef. Applicable in any situation in which an uncircumcised penis emits an audible noise.

Every time I wash myself in the shower, my wiener skeefs.

by ItsActuallyX September 18, 2022

skeef

To take, steal, finesse, and or lick.

you heard that one kid garrett giles? i heard he skeefs the fuck out of everyone.

by daddygarrett January 22, 2017

skeef

when u fart and sneeze at the same time

bruh u ok??
yeah i jus skeefed

by bitchpilled September 18, 2023